Finally the big victim of all the shuffling is "Anyone" by Justin Bieber which fell six places to number ten.
Saturday 30 January 2021
ARIA Top Ten Singles/Chart Review: 1st February. No need for a Booster Seat to Get on the Beers after Hottest 100
Finally the big victim of all the shuffling is "Anyone" by Justin Bieber which fell six places to number ten.
Tuesday 26 January 2021
Good 1992 Vibrations: 25th January: Rocket Man, it's been a long long time but I adore mi amor...wait, what?
So this week was interesting in terms of everything on the chart especially as to what gained traction and the two new songs that hit the chart (Oh boy...we'll get to that) but the big story is right at the very top of the chart where "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt -n- Pepa took the number one as sales momentum saw it climb two places to the top the charts.
Hell, it could also be that "Cream" by Prince and the New Power Generation is slowly starting to lose traction on sales but it was enough for it to hold on to the number two slot ahead of the six week number one "Black Or White" by Michael Jackson which slipped two places to number three.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by George Michael and Elton John remains steady at number four however its starting to come under pressure from Euphoria's "Love You Right" which moved up two places to number five.
It was another steady week for "Ain't No Sunshine" by Rockmelons feat Deni Hines as it stayed at number six while "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred shifted down two places to number seven.
Surprisingly, "Saltwater" by Julian Lennon shifted up one spot to number eight while unsurprisingly rising three places to number 9 is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.
All this meant "Come to Me" by Diesel slipped twp spots to number ten
Gains
So most of the gains are on the good side with "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen getting an enormous boost off it's return to the chart last week all the way up to number 12 likewise for "One Word" by Baby Animals which rose twenty places to 24 and "Justified & Ancient" by The KLF rose seven to number 11.
However there are some gains on the crap side like "Addams Groove" by MC Hammer which rose all the way from 30 to break into the top twenty at 19...not good, the same can be said for "Martika's Kitchen" by Martika which jumped from 37 to 29 and "Spill the Wine" by Freaked-Out Flower Children up from 46 to 32.
Richard Marx jumped from 42 to 34 this week while "I've Had You" by Jenny Morris climbed from 47 to 39 and Rozalla's "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)" jumped from 22 to 15.
Re-Entries
For some reason, "2 Legit 2 Quit" by MC Hammer is back at number 43...Sheeesh
Losers
Most of the losers are songs that are from 1991 like "Live Your Life Be Free" by Belinda Carlisle down 12 spots to 50, "Please Don't Ask Me" by John Farnham slipped eight places to 44. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch feat. Loleatta Hathaway aren't feeling the "Good Vibrations" anymore as the song slipped ten places to 42.
"I'll Be Back" by Arnee and The Terminators collapsed from 29 to 40 while Extreme fell into a hole as "Hole Hearted" tumbled from 34 to 41 and PM Dawn's "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" skidded eleven places to 38
Robbie Nevil's increasingly annoying "Just Like You" fell seven spots to 27 and finally "When Something is Wrong with My Baby" by Jimmy Barnes & John Farnham crashed from 14 to 22.
New Entries
Just the two new entries this week so let's get this over with quickly.
49. "Rocket Man (I Think It's Going to Be A Long Long Time)" by Kate Bush
So we technically have two Elton John covers on the chart now with Kate Bush putting her own spin on "Rocket Man" and I will admit I was guilty of being dismissive of this after one listen but having gone back and re-listened to this song, its actually not bad and puts a different line on Elton's 'Rocket Man"...its a very respectfully done cover with the instrumentation while sounding very much Kate Bush managing to also keep with the melody of the cover. I don't mind it...check it out if you are curious.
It's certainly much better than...
44. "I Adore Mi Amor" by Color Me Badd
Alright so Color Me Badd are following up their success in 1991 with...possibly the most miserable sounding turd to be released in 1992...seriously for a song about adoring someone, this sounds more miserable and lethargic, "Addams Groove" by MC Hammer might not be good but it at least has energy and passion, something that none of the members of Color Me Badd seem to have.
Also for a song about being in love, there's nothing love struck about anything in this song, the instrumentation makes adoring this girl sound miserable and like the members of Color Me Badd all got a whiff of bad body odour hence the less than enthusiastic and bored vocal delivery.
Yeah this is worse than "Addams Groove"...avoid this shit like the plague, it's the worst of this week so given there's no other new entries, "Rocket Man (I think it's going to be a long long time)" by Kate Bush gets best of the week.
Monday 25 January 2021
New Music Friday Review: 22nd January. New Love Lifestyle and Letting Go of Confession Box
"Typhoons" by Royal Blood
Royal Blood are amongst a couple within the indie rock genre in Britain that I like to keep an eye on and with this song being the title track for the new album due out in April and "Trouble's Coming" growing on me a fair bit since it's release so how is "Typhoons"?
Well "Typhoons" has some serious swagger about it however the bright skuzzy guitars and almost disco rock feel of the song hide some pretty dark lyrics centring around mental health and substance abuse eg: alcohol during the ongoing pandemic and yeah the production makes this song feel like it'd be a load of fun to dance to at a festival...absolute banger!
Rating: 8/10
Speaking of British indie rock...
"Confession Box" by The Pale White
The Pale White are a band hailing out of north east of England, I've been aware of these guys since they released "Reaction" in 2017, they've been releasing singles and EPs for awhile now with "Confession Box" being their first single of 2021 so how is "Confession Box"?
Well it's a return to a heavier sound for the Pale White after the more melodic "Take Your Time", with "Confession Box' exploring post break up emotions and I definitely like this sound from The Pale White a lot with it's searing guitars and lyrics that are pretty darn catchy. Looking forward to that debut album in 2021 if we get it1
Rating: 8/10
Time to go with pop country thanks to a collaboration I wasn't expecting...
"I Can't" by Caitlyn Smith feat. Old Dominion
So Caitlyn Smith has teamed up with one of the country bands that I really don't care for to see if she can finally get a break onto the charts in the US with this ballad from the deluxe edition of "Supernova" although lets be real songs from "Starfire" and "Supernova" should have crossed over already however is "I Can't" any good?
Well yeah, it's a strong song and Caitlyn Smith really shines through in the vocals although Old Dominion's Matthew Ramsey is also pretty solid here too! Prominent piano and guitar here too...it's solid and both Caitlyn and Old Dominion sell the song well so you know what? Check it out!
Rating: 7/10
Okay, so I think this along with one other song may chart (I am trying to keep New Music Friday Review for songs that don't hit the ARIA singles top 50) but I going to cover this one only briefly...
"Lifestyle" by Jason DeRulo feat. Adam Levine
I think I groaned when I saw that these two had collaborated but then I remembered that two acts I disliked got together and made a song that made my best list last year so Jason DeRulo and Maroon 5's Adam Levine could potentially have made something good, right?
Well here's the thing...this song really isn't that bad, it's ridiculously catchy and even if Jason DeRulo still thinks singing his name at the start of a song is still very annoying to me but both DeRulo and Levine sound fine enough here and it sounds like both are having fun as they sing about this woman having this lifestyle of diamonds (the reference to Rihanna's song called "Diamonds" by DeRulo was hilarious). Honestly the song is a bit stupid and will get annoying pretty quickly if it gets overplayed, that said I don't mind it right now...ask me in a couple of months time and my response might be different.
Rating: 6/10
Now time for Australia's favourite musical anti vaxxer!
"letting go" by Ziggy Alberts
I've never really been impressed by Ziggy Alberts music regardless of his views away from the music but I wanted to give him another chance...and well...I kind of regret doing so because this song is really not anything at all special, it falls closer to bad Jack Johnson impersonation than anything else and again that's the feeling I've had about this guy's music for most of his career, he has one or two songs that are decent but for the most part they are like this. Pass.
Rating: 3/10
This is another one that I think might chart eventually but its a song that I wanted to cover none the less
"New Love" by Silk City feat. Ellie Goulding
So Mark Ronson and Diplo have worked together again this time swapping out Dua Lipa with Ellie Goulding for this slice of dance and EDM pop. Look, it's fine, the production works well but that chorus is just repetitive to the point of being extremely annoying despite Ellie Goulding selling it well enough. It's an ehhh for me.
Rating: 6/10
Let's wrap this up with a relatively new Aussie rock act.
"Something About Being Sixteen" by Teenage Joans
So for he uninitiated the Teenage Joans are an act hailing from Adelaide that was discovered by radio station Triple J through Unearthed which seeks to find exciting new young Australian talent with Teenage Joans song "Three Leaf Clover" winning the "Unearthed High" competition and just recently landing at 87 on Triple J's Hottest 100 countdown for 2020 and on Friday, they released new single "Something About Being Sixteen" so what did we get?
When I heard "Three Leaf Clover" I was actually impressed, I liked what I was hearing and with this new song...yeah...its pretty good, I love how prominent the drums and guitars are. The lyrics are pretty angsty about getting over a break up and moving on. I like this....check it out if you are curious.
Rating: 7/10
Sunday 24 January 2021
ARIA Singles Chart Top Ten/Chart Review: 25th January. Best Friend Walks Streets getting bad Goosebumps
This week felt like a much calmer and somewhat easier week to deal with, sure the new entries are a bit of a nightmare but they feel like a small portion within regard to a chart that has sorted itself out for 2021 so let's begin with the top ten where unsurprisingly 'Drivers License" by Olivia Rodrigo held the number one for a second week, it's got streaming and sales pretty much on lock for another two weeks or so at number one at least.
It was enough to see it keep "Without You" by The Kid Laroi, remaining at number two, at bay. It's got streaming and a little bit of sales traction but the margin to "Drivers License" is enormous and it's just not got the strength to knock it over just yet.
The same goes for "Mood" by 24kGoldn and Ian Dior at number three for a second week, it just doesn't have the strength to challenge the top two, it might also be the case for "Levitating" by Dua Lipa feat. DaBaby as it looks to have peaked on streaming.
Boosted by a remix with Doja Cat (more about her in the new entries) and Megan Thee Stallion saw "34+35" by Ariana Grande rise from 14 to number five this week thanks mostly to streaming and yeah, it impacted the rest of the top ten
Well...except for Justin Bieber's "Anyone" which remains steady at number six thanks to streaming and some sales. I am not convinced this has the legs to rise much higher but we'll see.
"Head & Heart" by Joel Corry and MNEK fell two places to number seven as it has finally started to bleed on streaming while "Fly Away" by Tones and I fell one spot to number eight as it lost a bit of ground on streaming this week, "So Done" by The Kid Laroi slipped one spot to number nine and "Good Days" by SZA fell one to number ten (this should rebound given it's strength on streaming).
Gains
The biggest gain for this week came for The Weekend's "Save Your Tears" which climbed 18 places to number 32...I'll take it as it was the best of our gain this week because from there we have "Looking for Me' by Paul Woolford, Diplo and Kareen Lomax up five to number 39.
However the most significant gain of the week belongs to "Heat Waves" by Glass Animals up six to 11 mostly because this looks set to hit the top ten next week thanks to the impact of being the number one song on the 2020 Triple J Hottest 100 countdown held yesterday, i;' s already got major boosts on both both sales and on Apple Music and Spotify.
However there are some good gains with "Prisoner" by Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa up five spots to 27 and "Paradise" by Meduza feat. Dermot Kennedy up eight places to 21.
Losers
"Midnight Sky" by Miley Cyrus fell seven places to 35 while "Therefore I am" by Billie Eilish slipped five places to 20 (it should get a Hottest 100 boost next week) as did "Take You Dancing" by Jason DeRulo down five to 25 and "Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles down five to 28.
Drop outs
Three drop outs this week. Not all that disappointed that "Wonder" by Shawn Mendes or "For the Night" by Pop Smoke are gone, the latter has had a good run on the chart.
The one drop out I am sad to see not get any traction whatsoever is "Holiday" by Lil Nas X...maybe it's a seasonal song but whatever the case, I would have liked it to stick around because it's a fun song.
New Entries
So there's three new entries and I am going to endeavour to keep this short because I really don't have much to say about most of these starting with...
48. "Best Friend" by Saweetie feat. Doja Cat
So I am just going to try to set aside the fact that this song is co written and co produced by Dr Luke and look..I am not very impressed by this song regardless, all this is is Saweetie and Doja Cat bragging about their best friend being a 'bad bitch' and being able to do all this other stuff like drive a car (she doesn't need a Uber or Lyft!) and twerking on guys in the club, it's basically a hype song that doesn't amount to all that much especially with a beat that is pretty limp from Dr Luke...I am going to forget this exists in a week...NEXT!
We're not done with Doja Cat though because...
46. "Streets" by Doja Cat
So this is Doja Cat's follow up to "Say So" and honestly I actually like this a lot, her delivery on the first verse and chorus and is sensual and matches the more sleek and wiry production, she sounds great here! It almost reminds me of early 90s R 'n' B. My only real criticism is that second verse where she slips into that grating delivery, it doesn't feel at all necessary...that said I do like this a lot more than "Say So" and the lyrics do come across as sincere as Doja is trying to find somebody to love that's like her ex partner and not really finding anyone but yeah that second verse just means the song is merely good rather than great which is annoying because I wanted it to be great.
Finally...
29. "Goosebumps (remix) by Travis Scott & HVME
Oh god. So let me explain,,,HVME (pronounced "Hume") is a Spanish producer with this remix of Travis Scott's 2017 hit "Goosebumps" being his breakout charting hit and honestly this is pretty terrible, mainly because the music doesn't at all match what the original song was selling which was darkness and Scott inviting this girl into his dark world and that flat delivery of the hook just sets my teeth on edge. This is easily the worst new song of the week.
As for the best...that's not a contest either with "Streets" by Doja Cat getting that.
Let's hope next week is a bit better for the quality of the new entries as the chart will be impact the Triple J Hottest 100 next week and maybe that Spanish language song collaboration from Billie Eilish and Rosalia but we'll see on Saturday at 5pm AEDT
Wednesday 20 January 2021
New Music Friday Review: 15th January Bonafide Don't Play De Una Vez
Rating: 8/10
Tuesday 19 January 2021
Good 1992 Vibrations: 19th January. MC Hammer's BAD Addam Groove as Baby Animals need One Word
Wow. This week was a busy one...not just in the top ten but for all the songs that gained or lost big lower down the chart and also for the slew of new entries...this is going to be a long one, folks, strap yourselves in!
Let's start where we always start with the top ten where to nobody's real surprise "Black or White" by Michael Jackson kept the number one spot for a sixth week...now the challengers for this song are coming and there was some signs of weakness for this song so it may only be a matter of time before we get a new number one
It most likely won't be "Cream" by Prince and the New Power Generation which remained at number two for another week thanks to really not being able to match "Black and White" on sales.
The same could be said for "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt -N- Pepa which stayed at number three but this is looking more of a challenger than "Cream" is right now despite it's position, it looks stronger. overall.
Speaking of looking strong, that can be said of "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On me" by George Michael and Elton John as it climbed two places to number four off its debut last week which is nice to see as it's a good remake of Elton John hit, it pushed past "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred which fell down one place to number five and "Ain't No Sunshine" by The Rockmelons and Deni Hines down one to number six (hopefully in the former's case, it leaves the top ten and the chart quickly)
Australian dance pop trio Euphoria break into the top ten jumping five places to number seven with "Love You Right"...a song that I honestly don't like all that much...that squawking "I WANNA I WANNA LOVE YOU RIGHT" sets my teeth on edge a bit.
Fortunately Diesel's "Come To Me" is up two places to number eight. Nice to see, it's a good song.
Julian Lennon's "Saltwalter" makes the jump from 16 to nine...got no opinion on this one, it's not Julian's best song although you can absolutely see John Lennon's influence.
Finally Guns 'n' Roses jumped four places to number ten with their cover of James Bond theme from 1973 film of the same name and Wings hit"Live and Let Die"...I will say the cover is actually decent as the cover keeps most of the dramatic swell of the original.
Gains
So outside of the big gains into the top ten for "Saltwater" by Julian Lennon and "Love You Right" by Euphoria, what else gained big?
Well, in good news "Justified & Ancient" by The KLF made a huge jump into the top twenty...all the way from 40 to 18 off it's debut last week while also climbing off the debut last week is "Finally" by CeCe Peniston up from 46 to 25.
Then there's the case of continued momentum for "The Globe" by Big Audio Dynamite II which rose from 31 to 19 while "Just a Touch of Love (Every Day)" by C&C Music Factory got a massive boost from 42 to 26 and "Keep Coming Back" by Richard Marx up six places to 42.
Losers
So we've got a pretty normal list of big losers this week, most fading naturally like "Stop the War in Croatia" by Tomislav Ivcic which plummeted from 20 to 49 and "Caught in My Shadow - Australian Tour Souveneir E.P." by The Wonder Stuff slipped ten places to 48.
It wasn't all good news for Big Audio Dynamite II with "Rush" slipping from 32 to 39 while "Live Your Life Be Free" by Belinda Carlisle continued to lose traction as it fell eleven places to 38 as did "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" by PM Dawn which fell five to 27.
John Farnham's begging you not to ask him how "Please Don't Ask Me" managed to tumble from 23 to 36 while the word is out that Kylie Minogue's "Word is Out" skidded from 24 to 31.
Gang Starr's "Lovesick" vomited from 15 to 21 while "When Something is Wrong with my Baby" by Jimmy Barnes and John Farnham dropped seven places to 14 but on a brighter note Colour Me Badd's "All 4 Love" dropped five places to 13...thank god
New Entries
Got six new entries this week starting with.
50. "O.P.P" by Naughty by Nature
So this is set to be huge in the US, its climbing the Hot 100 right now and I got to say it's actually a pretty damn interesting song with it's subversive lyrics all about sexual infidelity and references other people's private parts with some at times hilarious descriptions eg: woman's vagina "The last P... well... that's not that simple. It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten. It's five little letters that are missin' here"
Also I love the samples used here and how well they blend into the song eg; "ABC" by The Jackson Five sounds fantastic weaved through the song along with "Synthetic Substitution" by Melvin Bliss. Great song, hope it becomes a hit!
47. "I've Had You" by Jenny Morris
Given I didn't like "Break in the Weather", we've got another single from Jenny Morris and is it any better? It is but mostly because of the production here which merges classical elements with pop elements for a more baroque sounding song which makes sense when you consider Morris co wrote the song with Paul Kelly and his influence is all over this song!
Just a shame the lyrics really don't do anything for me, its a song that basically deals in if all her friends turned away, it wouldn't matter because she's "had you" and kind of falls into being a bit of a bland song which is a pity because the production is really good.
46. "Spill The Wine" by Freaked-Out Flower Children
Oh god. How to explain this...okay so this band formed in 1991 and includes actress and TV presenter Sophie Lee on saxophone and lead vocals, this song being the first to actually reach the ARIA singles top 50 and is a cover of Eric Burdon and War's 1970 smash hit and...well, it stayed true to the original, the production is very retro cabaret and works for what this is but that flat vocal delivery just does nothing for me and the lyrics are vague as all hell. Pass.
45. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
I am going to keep this short as this song really doesn't need much said about it and is back on the chart due to its prominent use in the film "Wayne's World". The song is a classic. We lost a music legend way too soon, rest in peace Freddie.
44. "One Word" by Baby Animals
So in 1991, Australian rock band Baby Animals had break out success with three singles off their debut album entering the top 50 in 1991 with this song being the fourth from that album...and yeah...this is legitimately great, Suze DeMarchi's vocals communicate the angst of somebody who just wants that word of reassurance that's she is going to be okay as her partner moves on with somebody else while she's still trying to clean up the pieces and that production just goes off, I love the intro where the guitars just play off each other before the drums kick in and the song gets louder and harder....this is damn great. CHECK THIS OUT
30. "Addams Groove" by MC Hammer.
Okay...stop...was ANYONE asking for this? Really? Okay so this song was for the Addams Family movie and it's a song best left forgotten...the Addams Family were known for being spooky and creepy yet you take out anything in the production that might allude to some spookiness or creepiness for MC Hammer to basically turn the Addams Family into a slightly weirder version of the family from "Hey Dad"? MC Hammer's flow and cadence is just goofy and altogether stupid. This song is forgettable at best...fucking terrible at worst.
It's also snagging worst of the week by a country mile with "Spill the Wine" by Freaked-Out Flower Children as the dishonourable mention.
For the best though...its tough because there are some good choices here and I'm inclined to disqualify "Bohemian Rhapsody" given it made the 1976 year end so I'm going to go with "O.P,P" by Naughty by Nature as the honourable mention with "One Word" by Baby Animals for the best.