So this week took a turn for the dramatic because we have a top ten shake up that I didn't see coming including at the very top so let's get straight to it, we have a new number one that being Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me" finally hitting the top spot after a pretty damn good sales week so much so that after seven weeks at number one "Killing Me Softly" by The Fugees dropped back to number two.
"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison went up to number 3 switching places with No Doubt's "Just A Girl" which dropped to number four.
Then we have a trio of new entries in the top ten with the first of those being American band Pearl Jam at number five with new song "Who You are"
Take That's resident bad boy Robbie Williams has hit the charts for the first time with his cover of George Michael's "Freedom" at number six, I don't expect this song to stick around but we'll see especially given its a song coming almost straight out of Take That's split.
Speaking of Take That, Williams bandmate Gary Barlow has released his debut single "Forever Love" and lodged it at number seven this week.
All of this meant Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother" dropped back one place to number eight but the upheaval was most felt by "Theme from Mission Impossible" by Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen which dropped four places to nine and "I Love to Love' by La Bouche slipping four to ten.
Gains
"That Girl" by Maxi Priest feat. Shaggy got an eight place jump off the debut last week to 13 while "I Want You" by Savage Garden rose nine places to 11, both these songs could concievably be in the ten next week.
Toni Braxton has broken into the top twenty with "You're Making Me High" rising six places to number 26.
However big gains were for Chynna Phillips song "I Live for You" which jumped from 44 to 29 and "Dune Bugg" by Presidents of the United States of America which jumped ten places to 21 while "Macarena" by Los Del Mar feat. Pedro Castano jumped from 46 to 35 for some unexplainable reason.
JX's "There's Nothing I won't do" rose nine places to 38.
Re-Entries
Just one re-entry which comes from Kadoc with "The Nighttrain" back at number 50.
Losers
Some former hits took some huge plunges this week, let's start with Triple X's "X-Files Theme (Version Dance)" which dropped out of the top ten to number 18 as did Bush's "Glycerine" which fell from 8 to 19 this week. Ouch. Robert Miles suffered a ten place fall with "Children" to number 22.
Former number one "Fastlove" by George Michael slid from 13 to 27 while Max-A-Million's "Sexual Healing" went from 17 to 30.
Eternal's top twenty hit "I am Blessed" dropped ten places to 24.
Crowded House's "Everythiing is Good for You" dropped ten places to 39 while Mariah Carey's "Open Arms" closed suddenly and plunged from 27 to 41.
Nine place drops were in order for Bryan Adams "Only Thing that looks good on me is you" to number 43 and for Chynna Phillips "Naked and Sacred" to 46.
New Entries
So outside the three new entries in the top ten from Pearl Jam, Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow, there were two other new entries the first of those being Los Del Rios version of "Macarena" at number 36...I have no idea if this is going to be a hit...it's catchy even if that laugh is as obnoxious as all hell.
Finally, Robert Miles returns with his new single "Fable" entering at number 45.
Tuesday, 13 August 2019
Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2011
2011 was an odd year, it felt transitional in many ways as
the club boom was dying in slow motion with many acts trying to keep the party
going even as there were signs that R ‘n’ B and soul were making inroads mostly
for the better however while the club boom was dying, it also saw many indie
acts get success they would ultimately never see again, this year also spawned
plenty of classic hits both good and bad however today, we’re discussing the
worst 2011 had to offer.
We begin with an established star trying to get in on the
fading club boom with bad results…
10. “Til the World Ends” by Britney Spears.
If there was one established female pop artist that the
early 2010s club boom was not good for, I could make the argument it is Britney
Spears because “Til the World Ends” is just a mess even at a production level, her
limited vocal range just doesn’t sound
good against warping synths, handclaps and heavy percussion, she actually
sounds off key on in places on the chorus and while it isn’t the worst song to
come out of the dying club boom, it’s certainly not good.
Speaking of bad songs from the fading club boom…
9. “We Run the Night” by Havana Brown feat. Pitbull
Casting aside Pitbull who gives the opening intro, this song
is a pile up of noise, the intro is grating so its actually a relief when
Havana Brown starts singing but her voice is wafer thin and lacks the presence
or punch before launching into this bridge and chorus where she just wails, it
sounds awful and oh more headache inducing noises. Ugh. I don’t mind my fair
share of bad dance pop this ain’t it, probably says a lot that Havana Brown
hasn’t really had a presence on the charts since.
I am a fan of this next artist but in 2011, the name of the
song really represented something I had begun to wonder in 2011 regarding her music.
8. “What the Hell” by Avril Lavigne
So by 2011, Avril was releasing some pretty darn obnoxious
music, I hated her previous album at the time “The Best Damn Thing” and when
she released this song, it was more of what I found frustrating about Avril,
immature obnoxious lyrics combined with bad production. “What the Hell” is the
perfect example of bad writing because she’s in a relationship where this guy
is in love with her and catches her out making out with his best friend however
Avril is passing it off as having fun, what the? That is just completely messed
up and completely unfair, this song sucks…ugh.
Another year end worst list, another Rihana song finds its
way here…
7. “S&M” by Rihanna
I would swear this is the most unsexy song to reference
bondage in pop music this decade with the gurgling bass that sounds like
absolute turd and Rihanna sounding anything other than excited about the
‘chains and whips’ even the obnoxious backing vocals with the “na na come on
come on” are more excited about the possibility of bondage than Rihanna!. Ugh.
Now for a song that I’ve always hated by an artist I have
begun to like although with this song you may question why.
6. “The Lazy Song” by Bruno Mars
This song is the worst thing that Bruno Mars could have
possibly written, it starts off with “Today I don’t feel like doing
anything”…well you are doing something you are singing about not doing anything
when you are actually doing something and references to actually doing things
are all over the song so he isn’t actually doing nothing. Also messing around
and getting your college degree at the same time is kind of stupid given how
hard most people have to work to get those.
I think this was year that finally showed me Maroon 5 were
going the wrong way and becoming more sterile…
5. “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera.
This song began Maroon 5’s spiral into becoming the Adam
Levine Experience and making into some of the most sterile pop music of the
decade although yes there is an argument that this song has some flavour that’s
completely over ridden by the annoying whistling, Adam Levine sounding like he
was desperate for a toilet break during the recording of the song and Christina
Aguilera’s way too enthusiastic delivery in a song all about putting moves like
Mick Jagger on someone like they are vaguely going to be impressed you can
dance like Mick Jagger. This song is gross at best and atrocious at worst, yet
it only sits at number 5, what could possibly be worse?
You know, I get the feeling this next act were created to be
obnoxious and annoying otherwise there’s absolutely no reason this song should
exist.
4. “Champagne Showers” by LMFAO and Natalia Kills
At some point in 2011, I think I got sick of LMFAO as it’s
15 minutes of fame were running out and Redfoo tried his level best to extend
his longer by making Australian TV appearances but “Champagne Showers” while
not being the worst thing LMFAO released, it still manages to sound like
something Will.i.am managed to cock up with Natalia Kills vocals reduced to
chipmunk fragments with what sounds like screaming on the chorus.
By the way let’s remind ourselves of what a ‘champagne
shower’ is courtesy of Urban Dictionary…on second thought, let’s not…ewww…
Although while LMFAO were an obnoxious presence on the 2011
charts, there was one band who were doing their best to be incredibly obnoxious
in their own way…
3. “Tonight Tonight” by Hot Chelle Rae.
Look, it comes as no surprise this song is here after all it
has appeared on most other critics year end worst lists for 2011 because it is
truly one of the biggest pieces of shitty pop rock this decade. This guy
whinges in the very first verse about having a ‘messed up’ week where his
girlfriend cheated on him and he is going to quit her after he described the
week as being TORTURE, yeah sure girlfriend cheating on you sucks but it really
doesn’t fit into the realm of being torture then they are going to shrug it off
with some party on a rooftop somewhere…seriously. This song gets worse to with
the vocals being an absolute joke. I would take SIMPLE PLAN over this. Hot Chelle
Rae maybe the early 2010s incantation of bloody AJR except without the annoying
chipmunk fragments that AJR smother their songs in.
This next pick is controversial more because I know plenty
of people like or love this song however I…well…
2. “Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People
So I finally have an opportunity to give this song the
thoroughly due thrashing it deserves for being a limp piece of indie rock that
the end of the club boom meant more indie rock and pop was appearing more on
the charts but none the less while “Pumped Up Kicks” might well be an
‘anti-gun’ song I just can’t stand the wimpy sounding chorus and the grating whistling
that comes with it and lacks the darkness it needs to get across its message,
it just seems creepily cheerful in a way that it’s really rather unpleasant to
listen to.
Well, this was predictable…I said LMFAO would appear again
and here they are…
1. 1. "Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO
This song typifies EVERYTHING that was wrong with popular
music in 2011 or at least the club boom party which thank god was coming to an
end in terms of the fact that it’s a fucking pointless and stupidly generic
song. This song is repetitive garbage from the beat to the lyrics, its lazy and
reminds me in a awful way of how painfully obnoxious 3OH!3 were in 2010. The
third verse repeats ‘wiggle’ into incoherence three years before bloody Jason
DeRulo got hold of that infuriating word in 2014. Fortunately LMFAO’s 15
minutes of fame ran out and they haven’t been heard from in years, good fucking
riddance.
Wednesday, 7 August 2019
ARIA Singles chart top ten/ Chart Review: 5th August. Dance Monkey dances to number one
So this is the sort of thing that happens when a long term number one finally falls off the top spot, the bunfight is on in earnest to see who will take the number one and yes, this week saw a second new number one in two weeks this time from Australian singer/songwriter Tones and I with "Dance Monkey" becoming the first Australian song to hit the top of the ARIA singles chart since "Be Alright" by Dean Lewis last year and just the ninth number one single in Australia for 2019 (just shows how dominant "Old Town Road" has been). Now, "Dance Monkey" looks like it might have some staying power too as its dominant on streaming and on digital sales.
I would say "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X, which held onto number two this week, is a chance going back to number one but it spent the week losing ground on streaming and on digital sales.
So what of last week's number one "Senorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello? It dropped rwo places to number three and while it's still strong on sales on and streaming, I don't see it going back to number one unless there's an unexpected boost for it still in the pipeline.
All of this places "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish in an awkward place in spite of remaining at number four because its leaking on streaming and on sales, it may not too much longer in the top ten.
Same could be said for "Beautiful People" by Ed Sheran feat. Khalid at number five and "Goodbyes" Post Malone feat. Young Thug stuck at number six and for former number one "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber at number seven although in the latter's case, it's hopefully heading for the top ten exit.
Meduza and Goodboys hit "Piece of Your Heart" remains steady at number eight given a good streaming week, same could be said for "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi remaining at number nine.
Finally we have a new song hitting the top ten and it's the first time for Blanco Brown with "The Git Up" up one place to number 10. Which is fine by me because I still like the song.
Gains
The gains this week mostly suck, it's not a good sign that the biggest gain was for "One Thing Right" by Marshmello and Kane Brown which jumped from 28 to 18 his week or that "Lalala" by Y2K and BBNOs rose nine to 16.
Even worse "No Guidance" by Chris Brown feat. Drake is up nine to be back in the top 20 at number 20.
The only gains that might be good news is the four place rise for "Little Things by Jessica Mauboy to number 40 and "Never Seen the Rain" by Tones and I rising six places to 32.
Losers
The losers this week are a bit of a strange old bag with Miley Cyrus's "Mothers Daughter" dropping like a stone this week, it fell eleven places to 48.
Strangely there was an eight place drop to 28 for Kygo's "Higher Love" (feat. Whitney Houston) and an eight place drop to 24 for "South of the Border" by Ed Sheeran feat. Camila Cabello and Cardi B while Sheeran's "Antisocial" feat. Travis Scott dropped from 13 to 21. Ouch.
Also falling hard was "Panini" by Lil Nas X which dropped seven places to 30.
Drop Outs
All threee drop outs are inconsequential to the year end lists with none of them going to make it. Ed Sheeran's "Remember the Name" feat. Eminem and 50 Cent and "Best Part Of Me" feat. Yebba are gone.
As is "Mood 4 Eva" by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z and Childish Gambino
New Entries
There weere three new entries to the ARIA top 50 singles this week, the biggest debut went to Taylor Swift witb "The Archer" shooting in at 19.
The Chainsmokers feat. Ilenium and Lennon Stella grabbed number 34 with "Takeaway" while NF is in at number 39 with "Time"
So that wraps up the week. I can see "Dance Monkey taking a strangle hold on number one for awhile but with Ariana's new single set to hit the chart, things could get interesting, the chart will update on Saturday at 5pm AEST
I would say "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X, which held onto number two this week, is a chance going back to number one but it spent the week losing ground on streaming and on digital sales.
So what of last week's number one "Senorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello? It dropped rwo places to number three and while it's still strong on sales on and streaming, I don't see it going back to number one unless there's an unexpected boost for it still in the pipeline.
All of this places "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish in an awkward place in spite of remaining at number four because its leaking on streaming and on sales, it may not too much longer in the top ten.
Same could be said for "Beautiful People" by Ed Sheran feat. Khalid at number five and "Goodbyes" Post Malone feat. Young Thug stuck at number six and for former number one "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber at number seven although in the latter's case, it's hopefully heading for the top ten exit.
Meduza and Goodboys hit "Piece of Your Heart" remains steady at number eight given a good streaming week, same could be said for "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi remaining at number nine.
Finally we have a new song hitting the top ten and it's the first time for Blanco Brown with "The Git Up" up one place to number 10. Which is fine by me because I still like the song.
Gains
The gains this week mostly suck, it's not a good sign that the biggest gain was for "One Thing Right" by Marshmello and Kane Brown which jumped from 28 to 18 his week or that "Lalala" by Y2K and BBNOs rose nine to 16.
Even worse "No Guidance" by Chris Brown feat. Drake is up nine to be back in the top 20 at number 20.
The only gains that might be good news is the four place rise for "Little Things by Jessica Mauboy to number 40 and "Never Seen the Rain" by Tones and I rising six places to 32.
Losers
The losers this week are a bit of a strange old bag with Miley Cyrus's "Mothers Daughter" dropping like a stone this week, it fell eleven places to 48.
Strangely there was an eight place drop to 28 for Kygo's "Higher Love" (feat. Whitney Houston) and an eight place drop to 24 for "South of the Border" by Ed Sheeran feat. Camila Cabello and Cardi B while Sheeran's "Antisocial" feat. Travis Scott dropped from 13 to 21. Ouch.
Also falling hard was "Panini" by Lil Nas X which dropped seven places to 30.
Drop Outs
All threee drop outs are inconsequential to the year end lists with none of them going to make it. Ed Sheeran's "Remember the Name" feat. Eminem and 50 Cent and "Best Part Of Me" feat. Yebba are gone.
As is "Mood 4 Eva" by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z and Childish Gambino
New Entries
There weere three new entries to the ARIA top 50 singles this week, the biggest debut went to Taylor Swift witb "The Archer" shooting in at 19.
The Chainsmokers feat. Ilenium and Lennon Stella grabbed number 34 with "Takeaway" while NF is in at number 39 with "Time"
So that wraps up the week. I can see "Dance Monkey taking a strangle hold on number one for awhile but with Ariana's new single set to hit the chart, things could get interesting, the chart will update on Saturday at 5pm AEST
Tuesday, 6 August 2019
Charting 1996 4th August: Tracy Bonham breaks into top ten and everything's FINE
So I have pretty much given up on trying to predict how the chart is going to play from week to week because right now it is just puire guess work but none the less let's start with the top ten where for yet another week, it's "Killing Me Softly" by Fugees at number one and it still looks pretty rock solid at number one, it's closest challenger is Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me" which moved up one place to number two, there could be a chance this goes to number one if there is a dramatic fall away for "Killing Me Softly"
No Doubt's "Just A Girl" got a one place rise to sit at number three as did Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" to number, actually these two songs and "Because You Loved Me" benefitted from the sudden three place drop to number five for "Theme from Mission Impossible" by Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen to number five.
La Bouche continue their steady rise up the chart with their single "I Love to Love" rises three places to number six.
One of the biggest movers of the week is Tracey Bonham's "Mother Mother" which climbed a massive eleven places to sit at number seven this week, hell, it meant that Bush's "Glycerine" suffered a two place drop to number eight.
Triple X's "X-Files Theme (Version Dance)" regains some ground by jumping one spot to number nine while Gina G's "Ooh Aah....Just a Little Bit" dropped two places tio number 10.
Gains
Big gains into the top 20 for The Corrs with "Forgiven, Not Forgotten" moving up six places to 15 and Savage Garden up 7 places to 20 with "I Want You"
But biggest gain of the week belongs to Toni Braxton's "You're Makin' Me High" up to 26 from 44 while Everclear climbed from 31 to 25 with "Santa Monica (Watch the World Die)"
Human Nature jumped from 46 to 30 with "Tellin' Everybody" and Tevin Campbell hit 32 from 45 with "Back to the World"
Re-Entries
Two returns this week with the best of them being at number 43 which comes from The Cranberries single "Free to Decide", the other is A.K Soul feat Jocelyn Brown at number 50 with "Show You Love"
Losers
Some big losers this week namely The Tony Rich Project losing all steam and dropping from 12 to 23 with "Nobody Knows".
Bryan Adams rather creepy "The Only thing that looks good on me is You" deservedly fell ten places to 34. Similar for Chynna Phillips with "Naked and Sacred" down ten to 35, there's going to be more about Chynna in a second when we get to the new entries.
Amanda Marshall suffered an eight place drop to 38 with "Let it Rain" while Crowded House slipped six places with "Everything is Good for you" going to 29.
The biggest fall of the week was for Eclipse with "Look of Love" stumbling from 32 to 49.
Finally, Robert Miles hit "Children" fell out of the top ten this week as it tripped over and cried its way down four places to number 11
New Entries
The biggest new entry of the week comes from Maxi Priest who has teamed up with Shaggy for a song called "That Girl" wbich has entered at number 21 thus becoming the biggest new entry of the week,
I mentioned in the losers that Chynna Philliips would pop up in the new entries which she does as her new single "I Live For You" arrives at number 44.
The most interestng of the new entries is a Spanish language song from Los Del Mar feat. Pedro Castano called "Macarena"...I'll be fascinated to see if this dance song catches on in anyway on the Australian charts.
Finally wrapping up the week, JX is in for the first week at number 47 with "There's Nothing I won't do"
No Doubt's "Just A Girl" got a one place rise to sit at number three as did Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" to number, actually these two songs and "Because You Loved Me" benefitted from the sudden three place drop to number five for "Theme from Mission Impossible" by Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen to number five.
La Bouche continue their steady rise up the chart with their single "I Love to Love" rises three places to number six.
One of the biggest movers of the week is Tracey Bonham's "Mother Mother" which climbed a massive eleven places to sit at number seven this week, hell, it meant that Bush's "Glycerine" suffered a two place drop to number eight.
Triple X's "X-Files Theme (Version Dance)" regains some ground by jumping one spot to number nine while Gina G's "Ooh Aah....Just a Little Bit" dropped two places tio number 10.
Gains
Big gains into the top 20 for The Corrs with "Forgiven, Not Forgotten" moving up six places to 15 and Savage Garden up 7 places to 20 with "I Want You"
But biggest gain of the week belongs to Toni Braxton's "You're Makin' Me High" up to 26 from 44 while Everclear climbed from 31 to 25 with "Santa Monica (Watch the World Die)"
Human Nature jumped from 46 to 30 with "Tellin' Everybody" and Tevin Campbell hit 32 from 45 with "Back to the World"
Re-Entries
Two returns this week with the best of them being at number 43 which comes from The Cranberries single "Free to Decide", the other is A.K Soul feat Jocelyn Brown at number 50 with "Show You Love"
Losers
Some big losers this week namely The Tony Rich Project losing all steam and dropping from 12 to 23 with "Nobody Knows".
Bryan Adams rather creepy "The Only thing that looks good on me is You" deservedly fell ten places to 34. Similar for Chynna Phillips with "Naked and Sacred" down ten to 35, there's going to be more about Chynna in a second when we get to the new entries.
Amanda Marshall suffered an eight place drop to 38 with "Let it Rain" while Crowded House slipped six places with "Everything is Good for you" going to 29.
The biggest fall of the week was for Eclipse with "Look of Love" stumbling from 32 to 49.
Finally, Robert Miles hit "Children" fell out of the top ten this week as it tripped over and cried its way down four places to number 11
New Entries
The biggest new entry of the week comes from Maxi Priest who has teamed up with Shaggy for a song called "That Girl" wbich has entered at number 21 thus becoming the biggest new entry of the week,
I mentioned in the losers that Chynna Philliips would pop up in the new entries which she does as her new single "I Live For You" arrives at number 44.
The most interestng of the new entries is a Spanish language song from Los Del Mar feat. Pedro Castano called "Macarena"...I'll be fascinated to see if this dance song catches on in anyway on the Australian charts.
Finally wrapping up the week, JX is in for the first week at number 47 with "There's Nothing I won't do"
Thursday, 1 August 2019
Top ten best hit songs of 2010
So like I said in the worst hits of 2010, it was not a good
year for the ARIA chart mostly because of the club boom and the songs within
that but then those outside of the club boom ignoring it and pretending it wasn’t
happening however I have managed to find ten songs that I think are worthy of
this list so let’s get stuck into the top ten best songs of 2010.
We begin with an Aussie band that had a little song that did
surprisingly well on the charts in 2010…
10. “Plans” by Birds of Tokyo
Originally when I made this list as a draft, I placed it at
number two mainly because I was in the middle of an infatuation with this
particular song but as time went on, it kind of faded on me a little but this
song still does an incredible amount right, the slow build through the verses
and into that chorus with that guitar and drums that are missing a fair bit in
the modern pop scene and front man Ian Kenny’s vocals are just superb on this
song. Birds of Tokyo continue to rack up minor to moderate hits on the ARIA
chart to this day with “Good Lord” being their most recent hit.
So still on the pop rock vein of things…Scouting for Girls!
9. “This ain’t a Love Song” by Scouting for Girls
This only barely scraped onto the 2010 year end list and I
for one am glad it did as Scouting for Girls sing about a relationship that
soured to point of them throwing the whole thing away and how he’ll recover
from the end of the relationship and that she won’t be keeping him down and the
instrumentation hints at there being more drama to come between the pair with
the guitars and orchestral swell. Good job!.
This song was one of the biggest hits of 2010 and for good
reason…
8. “Fireflies” by Owl City
Look, this song might have made it higher on the list if it
didn’t start coming across as completely twee and its unfortunate that Owl City
has in recent times released less than impressive music but “Fireflies” has
also been that one Owl City song to come back to where he describes being kept
awake by bugs and dealing with insomnia over an oddball synthline, yeah, I
don’t think time has been kind to this song but it still deserves to be here
regardless.
She might have made my worst list but that doesn’t prevent
her from landing a song on my best list…
7. “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry
This is the Katy Perry I love, the one way she’s just going
the silly pop songs, having fun and we all should be too because “Teenage
Dream” is that song about being in head over heels in love and going all the
way with no regrets and being the girl that this guy fantasised about as a
teenager, its just the perfect beach pop song. Nice job, Katy.
As I mentioned earlier 2010 was the year of the club boom
and right at the centre of the boom was Ke$ha with her brand loud, brash and
kind of bratty music but if you want a song from her where the party curdled
for a turn to the dark.
6. “Take It Off” by Ke$ha
Okay so this sound might sound very similar to the GWS
Giants song and given one of those behind the writing of “Take It Off” would be
the cause of so much heartache for Kesha but regardless of all that, “Take It
off” is awesome as Kesha proceeds to describe a visit to a bar where everyone
filthy, drunk, or wasted (possibly all three) with its electro infused beat
plus the auto tune but Kesha just owns the relentless hedonism this track and
indeed the club boom as a whole seemed to gravitate towards. Great song!
I won’t have many chances to talk about Florence and the
Machine on year end lists so I am taking the opportunity here and now.
5. “You’ve Got the Love” by Florence and the Machine
When I did this list originally I had this song at number
one, a decision I wrestled with because it didn’t quite feel like the right one
and one that I couldn’t possibly justify because while it’s a cover of Candi
Station’s 1986 hit, Florence and the Machine turned this song into a epic
despite it being shorter than Station’s original. This cover brings forth a
sense of euphoria with its instrumentation and Florence Welch’s belting. While
I couldn’t justify it being number one, it deserves a place on this list.
Never dreamed of seeing this guy on an ARIA chart end of
year hit list either but hey it was 2010…
4. “Just Haven’t Met You Yet” by Michael Buble
Michael Buble is just about the last person I’d expect to
see in amongst the sea of Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, B.O.B (We’ll get to him).
Kesha and a whole slew of club boom songs but none the less this jaunty and
somewhat fun song from Canadian crooner ended up being a hit for him possibly
because radio was looking in weird places to find songs that didn’t tilt
straight into the club boom so much so it peaked at number nine on the ARIA
singles chart, I can see why though with Buble oozing easy charisma as he sings
about just not having met the right woman for him. Lovely song.
So I mentioned B.O.B before, a rapper who showed in the
early 2010s that he had plenty of talent and it was never more evident when he
teamed up with a future popular music superstar for this…
3. “Nothin’ On You” by B.O.B feat. Bruno Mars
Man, if you wanted to talk about wasted potential…B.O.B was
that…he has three songs on the ARIA year end list with “Airplanes” feat. Hayley
Williams and “Magic” feat. Rivers Cuomo but its “Nothin’ On You” that makes the
list because its just a charming song where B.O.B doesn’t want any other girl
In his life other than his girlfriend and yes there are a few cheesy lines like
“You’re my wonder woman call me Mr Fantastic” that triggered some raised
eyebrows but its that hook sold by Bruno Mars that really threw the song this
high on the list, it’s just perfect with that piano and Mars crooning his way
over the hook.
So I’ve never really cared for this band all that much, sure
they have songs I like…like this one…
2. “The Only Exception” by Paramore.
In a year where it felt like music wasn’t going to let the
party slow down and take a breath, this guitar lead ballad from US pop punk
band Paramore was the perfect breather where Paramore’s lead vocalist Hayley
Williams is the star of the show with her delivery just perfect for a song
about the protagonist believing that love doesn’t exist and is trying to live
without it but then realizing that love does exist with this one person in her
life, it’s just such a sweet song and am glad this reached the year end list.
As I said earlier, Florence and the Machine’s “You Got the
Love” would have been my number one pick when I drafted this list and while that song is great, I couldn’t
ignore this song from an artist who really was grabbing the headlines in 2010…
1. Alejandro” by Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga was going to make this list in one way or the
other with one of either “Bad Romance” or this song making the list and while “Bad
Romance” is decent, “Alejandro” is just even better, it’s a song that sees Lady
Gaga saying goodbye to her former lovers realizing that the relationship just isn’t
working out. In fact by the end of the song, she’s bidded farewell to three former
lovers, it shows Lady Gaga at her least weird and most vulnerable but I think
the reason why I like this song comes more in the production where “Alejandro”
sounds like an Abba combined with Ace of Base song especially in terms of the
vocals and melody, it’s a fantastic song and more than deserves to top this
list.
Tuesday, 30 July 2019
ARIA Top ten singles/ Chart review: 29th July. New number one sees Lil Nas X fall two weeks short of record
This week is a big one and more because of the story that played out at the very top of the charts this week...that's right we have a brand new number one and one that has been long in coming, "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X has fallen two weeks short of the record of most number of weeks at number one held by Ed Sheeran's "Shape Of You" which spent 15 weeks at number one in 2017, for the moment as it was knocked off the top spot by "Senorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, it s Mendes first number one in Australia and Cabello's second after "Havana" featuring Young Thug went to number one for three weeks in 2017,
Now I said for the moment regarding "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X because there's a distinct possiibility that given the remixes that have been dropped in recent weeks that the song could return to the top spot similar to what happened in May when it lost the top spot for a week to "I don't Care" by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber but it's streams are starting to fall away and with stronger songs behind it, its facing an uphill challenge. "Old Town Road" did however break the record for most weeks at number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 having spent 17 weeks on top, the record was originally 16 weeks head by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's 1990s hit "One Sweet Day" and Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee's 2017 monster hit "Despacito" (feat. Justin Bieber).
One of those stronger songs is "Dance Monkey" by Tones and I which jumped five places to number three after Tones and I's performance at Splendour in the Grass, this song is currently big business on digital sales and streaming, its only being kept off the top spot on streaming by "Senorita". This song also doing well in Norway where it's number two and number five in Sweden.
All of this places "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish in an awkward place as it dropped from three to four, it doesn't quite have the presence to challenge those above it anymore with streaming and sales starting to fall away, same could be said for "Beautiful People" by Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid which dropped one place to number 5.
Steady as she goes for "Goodbyes" by Post Malone and Young Thug at number six while that wasn't the case for "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran feat. Justin Bieber which dropped two places to number 7.
Returning to the top ten this week is "Piece of Your Heart" by Meduza and Goodboys which went up four places to number 8.
Also making a one place jump is "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi to number nin (sigh, wish this song would just go the hell away now).
Finally rounding out the top ten is "Choir" by Guy Sebastian which dropped one place to number 10.
Gains
It's not a good sign when the biggest gain of the week "One Thing Right" by Marshmello and Kane Brown which went from 47 to 28. Come on, Australia, we're better than to let this crap go much higher.
Also speakig of complete crap rising, "Lalala" by Y2K and Bbnos leapt from 33 to 25 because that's the sort of song that deserves it...not.
Anyway, "Higher Love" by Kygo and Whitney Houston jumped eight places to 20. and "It's You" by Ali Gatie" broke into the top 20 at number 19 up from 24.
Losses
Most of the losses came for Ed Sheeran songs with the biggest fall going to "Best Part of Me" feat. Yebba which went from 17 to 46, "Remember the Name" feat. Eminem and 50 Cent down from 15 to 30 and "Cross Me" feat. Chance the Rapper and PNB Rock down five places to number 12.
5 Seconds of Summer also took a hit this week with "Easier" dropping from 20 to 26 which is good news because that song really blows.
Drop Outs
The drop outs are all Ed Sheeran this week with "Take Me Back to London" feat. Stormzy, "Blow" feat. Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton, "Lay it all on Me" by Rudimental and Sheeran and "Way to Break My Heart" with Skrillex all gone this week.
New Entries
So we have a pretty interesting set of new arrivals with the highest new debut going to Sam Smith's "How Do You Sleep" at number 14.
Tones and I's latest single from their forthcoming 'Kids are Coming" EP called "Never Seen the Rain" debuts at 38.
Quite surprisingly we only got one song from Lion King, 'The Gift Soundtrack in the top 50 this week with "Mood 4 Eva" by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z and Childish Gambino in at number 48.
Finally Andy Grammer is back on the ARIA chart at number 50 with "Don't Give Up On Me" to complete this week's chart.
So with Taylor Swift and a few others set to debut new songs on the chart, the fight for number one is looking very interesting, can Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello keep the number one spot for a second week? Find out on Saturday at 5pm AEST when ARIA updates the charts.
Now I said for the moment regarding "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X because there's a distinct possiibility that given the remixes that have been dropped in recent weeks that the song could return to the top spot similar to what happened in May when it lost the top spot for a week to "I don't Care" by Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber but it's streams are starting to fall away and with stronger songs behind it, its facing an uphill challenge. "Old Town Road" did however break the record for most weeks at number one on the US Billboard Hot 100 having spent 17 weeks on top, the record was originally 16 weeks head by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's 1990s hit "One Sweet Day" and Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee's 2017 monster hit "Despacito" (feat. Justin Bieber).
One of those stronger songs is "Dance Monkey" by Tones and I which jumped five places to number three after Tones and I's performance at Splendour in the Grass, this song is currently big business on digital sales and streaming, its only being kept off the top spot on streaming by "Senorita". This song also doing well in Norway where it's number two and number five in Sweden.
All of this places "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish in an awkward place as it dropped from three to four, it doesn't quite have the presence to challenge those above it anymore with streaming and sales starting to fall away, same could be said for "Beautiful People" by Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid which dropped one place to number 5.
Steady as she goes for "Goodbyes" by Post Malone and Young Thug at number six while that wasn't the case for "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran feat. Justin Bieber which dropped two places to number 7.
Returning to the top ten this week is "Piece of Your Heart" by Meduza and Goodboys which went up four places to number 8.
Also making a one place jump is "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi to number nin (sigh, wish this song would just go the hell away now).
Finally rounding out the top ten is "Choir" by Guy Sebastian which dropped one place to number 10.
Gains
It's not a good sign when the biggest gain of the week "One Thing Right" by Marshmello and Kane Brown which went from 47 to 28. Come on, Australia, we're better than to let this crap go much higher.
Also speakig of complete crap rising, "Lalala" by Y2K and Bbnos leapt from 33 to 25 because that's the sort of song that deserves it...not.
Anyway, "Higher Love" by Kygo and Whitney Houston jumped eight places to 20. and "It's You" by Ali Gatie" broke into the top 20 at number 19 up from 24.
Losses
Most of the losses came for Ed Sheeran songs with the biggest fall going to "Best Part of Me" feat. Yebba which went from 17 to 46, "Remember the Name" feat. Eminem and 50 Cent down from 15 to 30 and "Cross Me" feat. Chance the Rapper and PNB Rock down five places to number 12.
5 Seconds of Summer also took a hit this week with "Easier" dropping from 20 to 26 which is good news because that song really blows.
Drop Outs
The drop outs are all Ed Sheeran this week with "Take Me Back to London" feat. Stormzy, "Blow" feat. Bruno Mars and Chris Stapleton, "Lay it all on Me" by Rudimental and Sheeran and "Way to Break My Heart" with Skrillex all gone this week.
New Entries
So we have a pretty interesting set of new arrivals with the highest new debut going to Sam Smith's "How Do You Sleep" at number 14.
Tones and I's latest single from their forthcoming 'Kids are Coming" EP called "Never Seen the Rain" debuts at 38.
Quite surprisingly we only got one song from Lion King, 'The Gift Soundtrack in the top 50 this week with "Mood 4 Eva" by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z and Childish Gambino in at number 48.
Finally Andy Grammer is back on the ARIA chart at number 50 with "Don't Give Up On Me" to complete this week's chart.
So with Taylor Swift and a few others set to debut new songs on the chart, the fight for number one is looking very interesting, can Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello keep the number one spot for a second week? Find out on Saturday at 5pm AEST when ARIA updates the charts.
Charting 1996: July 28th: Return of the Mack hits the top 5
So this week feels...busier somehow and kind more reflective on how 1996 has been as a whole, sure we've had some long term number ones but the chart otherwise has moved quite viciouslyfrom week to week especially in the top ten where there's no greater example...oh sure not right at the top where Fugees keep the number one spot with "Killing Me Softly" and at this point I am beginning to wonder what is going to challenge it.
The challenge probably won't come from Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen's "Theme from Mission Impossible" stuck at number two unable to bring the gap to "Killing Me Softly". It was the same for Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me" at number three and No Doubt's "Just A Girl" at number five.
The big mover comes from Mark Morrison whose song "Return of the Mack" climbed eight places to reach number five this week, this song has momentum, it will be imteresting to see if it can make further inroads next week.
"Glycerine" by Bush remains at number six as does "Children" by Robert Miles at number seven and "Ooh Aah...Just A little bit" by Gina G at number eight.
La Bouche have a second top ten hit in Australia with "I Love to Love" going from 17 to number nine this week. Wow.
Finally Triple X's "X-Files' Theme (Version Dance)" drops one place to number 10.
Gains
Huge gain off the debut for Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother" up from 26 to 18 this week. It's a decent song and probably deserves to go top ten.
Also getting a 9 place leap off it's debut is The Corrs new single "Forgiven, Not Forgotten" to 21 this week.
Eclipse's cover of "The Look of Love" jumped from 39 to 32 while "Dune Buggy" by The Presidents of the United States jumped from 42 to 33.
Surprisingly this week, there was a massive gain for Marilyn Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams" as it climbed from 48 to 35.
Re-Entries
Three returns this week with the best of them at 38 from K's Choice and their single "Not An Addict"
.
S-Express are also back at 48 with "Theme from S-Express (The Return Trip)" and "Reach" by Gloria Estefan is back at number 50.
Losses
So there were some big losses this week most notably for "Stepping Stone" by PJ & Duncan which tumbled from 25 to 43 this week and Human Nature's "Tellin' Everybody" which hit the skids to 46 from 32 (unfortunately) also "Nobody Knows" by The Tony Rich Project fell hard out of the top 5 to number 12.
Also taking a hit was Powderfinger's "Pick You Up" down from 35 to 41.
New Entries
So the biggest new arrival this week comes from Brisbane duo Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones otherwise known as Savage Garden with their debut single "I Want You" in at number 27. This song is a pretty darn great pop gem, check it out.
You Am I are back with their newest single "Soldiers" in at number 34
Then we have two R'n' B acts to round out this weeks new arrivals with Toni Braxton in at number 44 with "You're Makin' Me High"...again, this is pretty decent and finally Tevin Campbell is back with a new single called "Back to the World" debuting at number 45.
That wraps up the week, Fugees look to have a serious strange hold on number one right now so we'll see what happens.
The challenge probably won't come from Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen's "Theme from Mission Impossible" stuck at number two unable to bring the gap to "Killing Me Softly". It was the same for Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me" at number three and No Doubt's "Just A Girl" at number five.
The big mover comes from Mark Morrison whose song "Return of the Mack" climbed eight places to reach number five this week, this song has momentum, it will be imteresting to see if it can make further inroads next week.
"Glycerine" by Bush remains at number six as does "Children" by Robert Miles at number seven and "Ooh Aah...Just A little bit" by Gina G at number eight.
La Bouche have a second top ten hit in Australia with "I Love to Love" going from 17 to number nine this week. Wow.
Finally Triple X's "X-Files' Theme (Version Dance)" drops one place to number 10.
Gains
Huge gain off the debut for Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother" up from 26 to 18 this week. It's a decent song and probably deserves to go top ten.
Also getting a 9 place leap off it's debut is The Corrs new single "Forgiven, Not Forgotten" to 21 this week.
Eclipse's cover of "The Look of Love" jumped from 39 to 32 while "Dune Buggy" by The Presidents of the United States jumped from 42 to 33.
Surprisingly this week, there was a massive gain for Marilyn Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams" as it climbed from 48 to 35.
Re-Entries
Three returns this week with the best of them at 38 from K's Choice and their single "Not An Addict"
.
S-Express are also back at 48 with "Theme from S-Express (The Return Trip)" and "Reach" by Gloria Estefan is back at number 50.
Losses
So there were some big losses this week most notably for "Stepping Stone" by PJ & Duncan which tumbled from 25 to 43 this week and Human Nature's "Tellin' Everybody" which hit the skids to 46 from 32 (unfortunately) also "Nobody Knows" by The Tony Rich Project fell hard out of the top 5 to number 12.
Also taking a hit was Powderfinger's "Pick You Up" down from 35 to 41.
New Entries
So the biggest new arrival this week comes from Brisbane duo Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones otherwise known as Savage Garden with their debut single "I Want You" in at number 27. This song is a pretty darn great pop gem, check it out.
You Am I are back with their newest single "Soldiers" in at number 34
Then we have two R'n' B acts to round out this weeks new arrivals with Toni Braxton in at number 44 with "You're Makin' Me High"...again, this is pretty decent and finally Tevin Campbell is back with a new single called "Back to the World" debuting at number 45.
That wraps up the week, Fugees look to have a serious strange hold on number one right now so we'll see what happens.
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