We got a busy one here this week...the top ten changed a fair bit and we got some...interesting...shifts and new entries that said not all of those shifts were for the better but anyway let's get stuck into it beginning with the top ten where the top two didn't shift at all with "Let's Talk about Sex" by Salt-N-Pepa remaining at number one for a second week, it held up strong over "Cream" by Prince and The New Power Generation mostly because "Let's Talk About Sex" sales are pretty strong as "Cream" may well be starting to slide a bit on sales.
That could leave room for "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" by George Michael and Elton John to make a play for number two at least as it climbed one spot to number three, this song has potential to be a number one hit as its still building strength, hell it marched right past "Black or White" by Michael Jackson which slipped one spot to number four as sales slowed.
Holding it's place at number five is Euphoria's "Love You Right"....kind of annoyed by this mainly due to not liking the song all that much. Also holding steady is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Rockmelons feat. Deni Hines at number six...this cover has grown on me a bit, Deni sounds great on this.
The big mover in our top ten though and one I am delighted about is "Justified & Ancient" by The KLF climbing from number eleven to seven this week, seriously...this song has a chance at going top five.
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" climbed one spot to number eight because it looks like being a grunge classic, it moved past "Saltwater" by Julian Lennon which slipped back to number nine.
Also joining the the top ten is Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" up two spots to number ten.
Gains
CeCe Peniston's "Finally" broke into the top twenty up eight places to 15 while Kate Bush's cover of Elton John's "Rocket Man (I Think It's Going to be a Long, Long Time)" climbed twenty one spots off its debut last week to 28...nice to see as it's a decent cover.
Unfortunately what also climbed off it's debut last week is "I Adore Mi amor" by Color Me Badd up sixten places to 30!. Guys, we do not need this miserable shit of a song to be a hit. Fuck it off.
In much better news, Naughty by Nature's "O.P.P" climbed twelve places to 36 which is really damn good news.
Re-Entries
Boom Crash Opera are back at number 50 with their EP called "Dreams on Fire"
Losers
This week saw continued losses for the hits of 1991 like PM Dawn's "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" down nine spots to 47, "Lovesick" by Gang Starr which tumbled from 25 to 33, "When Something is Wrong With My Baby" by Jimmy Barnes and John Farnham slipping from 22 to 29, "Rush" by Big Audio Dynamite II which skidded down from 37 to 44, "Just Like You" by Robbie Nevil down twelve spots to 39 and "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred down five spots to 11 (effectively getting replaced in the top ten by a far better song too...just saying)
However there were also losses for 1992 songs with "I've Had You" by Jenny Morris which is losing grip down ten to 39 along with crap like "Martika's Kitchen" by Martika which collapsed from 29 to 42...thank goodness, "Spill the Wine" by Freaked-Out Flower Children spilling eight slots to 40
New Entries
Five new entries this week starting with
48. "Peace" by Sabrina Johnston
So Sabrina Johnston, an American soul singer, who is having some success in the UK with this song and honestly this isn't bad, she sells it well and the production is a bit what you would expect for the early nineties especially given the era of big doofy dance beats but this song is so big it really comes together quite well and Sabrina's vocals almost convince me that this could have been a gospel song although I will say the pronunciation of 'peace' does get pretty damn annoying at points but still, this is pretty good.
48. "If You Go Away" by NKTOB
So I've never really cared for New Kids on the Block, I always have found their writing to be the worst kind of patronising and pandering eg: "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" is probably the biggest example of the patronising garbage NKTOB have come up with but anyway here's their new single and yeah the patronising nonsense is back only the chorus throws in added guilt tripping in the chorus in spite of the fact that this girl would have every right to walk away from him if he has hurt her.
Throw in the production being this bland piano percussion heavy thing and yeah...there's a reason NKTOB have never impressed me at all, it's slurry pop music aimed at pleasing their fanbase...pass!
41. "If You Were With Me Now" by Kylie Minogue and Keith Washington
So the second of the ballads new to the chart this week and I got to be honest this feels like Kylie replacing Jason Donovan with American singer Keith Washington taking Donovan's role and I am just not convinced that these two have any chemistry whatsoever. The song itself is this pretty piano and strings ballad that probably should hit harder than it does with two people being apart and wishing they could be together...its not all that bad but this could have worked even better if it were two singers who had some vocal chemistry...that's all.
38. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Jimmy Barnes
Jimmy Barnes covering a 1967 Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell classic for his album Soul Deep released last year and honestly I actually kind of like this...its not ever going to be magic that Gaye and Terrell created but this is still really damn good for what it is, the production and Jimmy respect the hell out of the original all while Jimmy still manages to put his own spin on the song and you know what if covers were more like this then hell, they might just make my best list. Nice one, Jimmy.
However we're finishing with a cover that should not exist at all with...
25. "Pride (In the Name of Love) by Clivilles & Cole
Okay, Did this really need to happen? Did we really need a cover of what is one of U2's best songs where Bono sings that chorus with so much passion in his voice that it's infectious with the guitars and drums backing him the whole way. This cover from American record producers Clivilles & Cole which turns a song about civil rights on both sides of the coin into an electronic beepy mess and no, Deborah Cooper's vocals do not have the power or the passion to carry a song like this. This is what would happen if rock songs being attacked by the Imagine Dragons was a thing in 1992.
It's easily the worst of the worst week while Jimmy Barnes just edges out Sabrina Johnston for best of the week with "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"