Tuesday 2 June 2020

ARIA Singles Top Ten/Chart Review: 1st June. Rockstar reigns on Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande

I think this week was slower somewhat predictable if you looked at the numbers. Only two new entries with one of those in the top ten plus some moves up and down the chart that make a lot of sense but anyway let's get to the top ten where much to the consternation of the stans on Twitter, "Rockstar" by DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch scored a second week at number one due to fantastic streaming (this song is a monster on streaming right now and reasonable sales saw it pretty much look comfortable in hanging onto the number one spot.

This takes us to the new number two which is the new entry from Lady Gaga who brought Ariana Grande along for the ride on "Rain On Me" and it was never really a player for number one because yes while sales were fantastic, streaming while good was nowhere near at "Rockstar" levels but despite this some on Twitter got upset that "Rain On Me" didn't debut at number one like they'd hoped, here's the thing, you can get upset about it but when "Rockstar" outstreamed "Rain On Me" for the majority of last week then there's no reason for the upset and anyway there's probably some chance that "Rain On Me" will go number one with the release of Lady Gaga's album "Chromatica" if streaming picks up a bit.

All of this leaves "Roses" by Saint Jhn in a strange place down one to number three, its still got good streaming and sales but it's not going to go back to number one, nor is "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd which dropped back to number four (it's still the year's biggest hit  so far)

Holding steady at number five is "Say So" by Doja Cat but sales are starting to slow down as is streaming so really it's not going to go higher on the chart now.

What did fall was "Stuck With U" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber which took a hit down two places to number six, I don't expect this song to stick around given it's apparently for charity that they really haven't pushed too hard in the last two weeks which I find odd to say the least.

"Death Bed" by Powfu feat. Beabadoobee rose one place to number seven on the back of solid sales and streaming for some reason, this song has only gotten worse in the last few weeks.

Although the rise was helped by the two place fall taken by "Savage" by Meghan Thee Stallion down two places to number eight.

:"Supalonely" by BENEE feat Gus Dapperton remains at number nine this week, I expect this to be one song gone from the top ten next week along with "Toosie Slide" by Drake which thankfully took a three place plunge to number ten, looks like Australia are recovering some sense of their musical tastebuds, I was getting worried for awhile.

Gains

Some big gains right across the board this week with the biggest being for "In Your Eyes" by The Weeknd which rose a massive 27 spots to 15 this week courtesy of it getting a remix from Doja Cat.

A song I expect to see in the top ten soon is "Breaking Me" by Topic feat. A7S which climbed 11 spots to number 14. 

Re-Entries

So just the one re-entry this week with "Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles which re-entered at 19 this week because Styles label decided to make it the next official single from the album rather than "Falling" thus making the top 20 much better (Overall the top 20 is a step up from what it has been in the past few weeks)

Losers

It's my pleasing duty to report that Soundcloud Waifu's "Gooba" has no longevity whatsoever as it fell 9 places this week to 23...good...

Also falling nine was "You Should Be Sad" by Halsey to 29 unfortunately. I still like that song but hey...it's had a better run on the chart than I expected.

Down eight places to to 39 is "The Box" by Roddy Ricch.

Sadly "Righteous" by Juice WRLD seems likely to fall off the chart next week as it tumbled six places to 49.

Drop Outs

Three songs left the chart this week with the biggest probably being "Roxanne" by Arizona Zervas, it's secured it's place on the year end list.

The other two are unfortunately "Physical" by Dua Lipa and "Rushing Back" by Flume and Vera Blue. It will be touch and go as to whether they make the year end list.

New Entries

So apart from "Rain On Me" by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande entering the chart at number two, there was one other new entry this week and it comes at number 34 from a collaboration mixtape from Chris Brown and Young Thug, the song is called "Go Crazy"...(it's not good at all)

Anyway that wraps up a pretty easy week on the chart, we'll have to wait and see on Saturday at 5pm to see if Lady Gaga's "Chromatica" has any impact on the singles chart while there may possibly be a new entry from Tones and I. 



Thursday 28 May 2020

2000 Sound: 28th May: Vanessa Amorosi shines her way to a top five debut while Sisqo asks the ladies if he can see their thong

Alright so there's plenty helping this week including a slew of new entries. Pity that doesn't include the very top of our top ten where Destiny's Child rules for a fourth week with "Say My Name" however that grip on number one is being challenged by "Oops!...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears which is closing the sales margin and may well overtake "Say My name" next week.

All this leaves "Never be the Same Again" by Mel C and Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes out in the cold a bit remaining at at number three as it's not really a challenger for number one right now, it just doesn't have the numbers the songs above it does.

For yet another week, there's a new entry to the chart in the top ten and it comes from Australian singer Vanessa Amorosi with "Shine", this ballad had an excellent first week of sales and yeah, it's nice to see an Aussie artist debut a new song so highly, it pushed "Adelante" by Sash! back to number five (I am just surprised this is hanging on as well as it is).

Pink's "There You Go" rose three places to number six and remains a contender to go top five, it's got some very real traction right now so wouldn't be surprised.

Toni Braxton continues to confound everything I said about top ten debuts a few weeks ago as "He Wasn't Man Enough" remains at number seven this week.

Bardot's "Poison" continues to fall, this time three places to number eight and really Pink's big move up to six might have triggered a domino effect because "Holiday" by Naughty by Nature took a one place fall to number nine and "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYNC dropped four places to number ten...okay, that last one might have happened anyway.

Gains.

The slew of new entries meant that big gains were limited this week however Shaft's "Mambo Italiano" broke into the top ten up from 24 to 17 as did "Rock Me All Night" by Kaylan up from 22 to 18, those two brought along Matchbox Twenty's "Bent" which rose eight places to 19 this week.

M2M's "Mirror Mirror" rose six places to 30 this week. Again, I am not certain this song will be a hit.

Christine Anu's "Sunshine on a Rainy Day' rose ten places to 33 in one of the biggest gains of the week.

Re-Entries

Just the one return this week with Ilanda's "Breakin' There's No Stoppin' Us" back at number 38. 

Losers

There were plenty of big losers this week, Five's "Don't Wanna Let You Go" suddenly let go of number 19 to hit number 28 this week. 

:"Still" by Macy Gray got moving except it was in the wrong direction down from 21 last week to 35! Ouch!. "Bloke" by Chris Franklin lost it's ockers down nine to 39 this week.

Vanessa Amorosi's big top ten hit "Absolutely Everybody" suddenly hit the skids to fall ten places to 44 while Oblivia fell twelve places to 47 with "My Friend" and Christina Aguilera's ballad "I Turn to You" dropped nine places to 49 (not surprising, its a strange turn for Christina).

In the most pleasing news of this week is that "American Pie" by Madonna is on the brink of the exit dropping nine to fifty. Thank fucking christ for that. 

New Entries

We have a busy...and varied week in the new entries, folks. I already mentioned "Shine" by Vanessa Amorosi debuting in the top ten at number four but outside of that we also got rockers 28 Days with "Rip It Up" in at 16.

Finnish hip hop group Bomfunk MCs. have their first Australian charting song with "Freestyler" in at 22 (it's not a good song at all)

An American rock supergroup that includes Tool front man Maynard Keenan called A Perfect Circle are in at 25 with "Judith". Bit of a surprise there!.

Aqua's "Around the World" arrive at 36 while American hip hop act Sisqo has his first Australian charting song asking ladies if he can see their thong in "Thong Song" at number 40.

Dance act Groove Terminator arrive at 41 with "One More Time (The Sunshine Song)".


Sunday 24 May 2020

ARIA Singles Top Ten/Chart Review: 25th May. Rockstar reaches the top of the summit

This week while better than last week was still a frustrating one but we saw some interesting shifts with a new number one and a song that debuted last week looking like it has some real traction going forward but firstly to the big story which lays in our top ten with our new number one that being "Rockstar" by DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch which got to the top thanks to streaming where it is dominant, its not QUITE there are on sales but if this gets sales as well then this could spend a considerable time at the time even allowing for the big debut due next week that we'll talk about later.

It pushed "Roses" by Saint JHN back to number two as "Rockstar" went past it on streaming and sales are starting to show signs of slowing, the same could go for "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd back to number three as streaming slows down but sales remain decent however they are starting to bleed so we'll have to wait and see I guess.

A one place fall to number four was also in order for "Stuck On You" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber. Frankly given how forgettable this song is, I am surprised it didn't fall further but anyway, "Say So" by Doja Cat held steady at number five this week as streaming starts to show signs of slipping as sales already have so this song could leave the top ten sooner rather than later. Good

Regaining one place to number six is "Savage" by Megan Thee Stallion as it recovered a little ground on streaming. Would be nice if this went back into the top 5, its a pretty good song.

What isn't going back into the top five is "Toosie Slide" by Drake which slid one place to number seven, this thing is hanging on because streaming can't let it die, it's a fucking TikTok MEME for crying out loud, Australia!

The rest of the top ten held their places this week that being "Death bed" by Powfu feat. Beabadoobee at number eight, "Supalonely" by BENEE feat Gus Dapperton at number nine and "Don't Start Now' by Dua Lipa rounding out the top ten at number ten.

Gains

So Topic's "Breaking Me" feat. A7S is the biggest gainer this week up a massive 24 places to 25 this week which is great as I actually don't mind the song.

Breaking into the top 20 though is "ILY" by Surf Mesa feat Emilee up 8 places to 17 this week. I'm now pretty indifferent to this song now.

What I am not thrilled about is Don Toliver's "After Party" getting a 12 place boost up to 34. No, Australia, we do not need this load of garbage to become a hit, there's enough garbage making the year end all fucking ready,


Re Entries

The only re-entry this week is Future's "Life Is Good" feat. Drake which re-entered at 45 probably due to the two different versions on Future's album "High off Life". Not that it matters really because the song sucks.

Losers

Unfortunately this week's biggest loser was Juice WRLD's "Righteous" which fell 13 spots again to 41 this week. Bit of a shame given the song is pretty good considering it's posthumous Juice WRLD song.

Maroon 5's "Memories" takes a well deserved seven place slip to 47. Thank god.

Meduza's "Lose Control" feat. Becky Hill and Goodboys drops six places to 49


Drop Outs

Well I ain't complaining about this week's drop outs with "Say It Again" by OneFour feat. A$AP Ferg, "I'm Ready" by Sam Smith and Demi Lovato, "Falling" by Trevor Daniel and "City of Angels" by 24kGOLDN all gone.

New Entries

Just the three new entries this week with "Daisies" by Katy Perry debuting at 37. Definitely not the high debut she's accustomed to but we'll see if this song can get some organic groundswell behind it.

Another TikTok meme has entered the chart in the form of "Party Girl" by StaySolidRocky at number 41, a hip hop act that I do wonder the point of explaining who he is because I can see him becoming a one hit wonder and "Party Girl" is pretty awful.

Finally Kygo is back on the chart and brought Ryan Tedder and the rest of OneRepublic along for the ride with "Lose Somebody" at number 45.

So that wraps up the week. Expecting a big top ten debut for Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande's collab. Not sure what other new entries will hit the chart otherwise, guess we'll find out on next Saturday at 5pm. 






Friday 22 May 2020

ARIA Top Twenty Ranked: Week of 18th May 2020

I haven't done one of these for awhile and it was about time to take a good, hard look at the ARIA Singles top 20 and see what quality is there so now is the time especially as there's a lot to go through with this week's top 20 and I need to have a few words about several songs.

Granted I have decided to leave "Dance Monkey by Tones and I out, it was at number 16 this week but because that song made the year end list last year and won't go any higher on the 2020 year end list, I have decided to leave it out and replace it with the next available song below the top 20. 

To explain how the ranking works, tiers are used:

Awful = 0 points
Bad = 1 point per song
Meh = 2 points per song
Decent = 3 points per song
Good = 4 points per aong 
Excellent = 5 points per song

Now that is out of the way, let's get this show on the road with the absolute bottom of the barrel.

Awful

20, "Gooba" by Soundcloud Waifu (6ix9ine)

There's literally nothing to this song when it's just Soundcloud Waifu shouting over another unimpressive beat and frequent use of the n-word which should result in him being called out for using it as a white person, I thought it was wrong for white people to use said word? This song is ultimately pointless and has no place in being on the charts.

Speaking of pointless...

19. "Toosie Slide" by Drake

This song is as pointless as "Gooba". it only exists because Drake wanted to make the most boring and vapid dance song that has little to no energy that he can just drone over because the masses will just lap it up. Thank goodness that unlike elsewhere this song didn't go to number one.

18.  "Intentions" by Justin Bieber feat Quavo

For awhile, this song was the stand out for the absolute worst of 2020 and honestly...it still is. The song suffers from misogynistic and baffling regressive lyrics about her staying in the kitchen cooking up her own bread, the weird nonsense shouting out this girl's parents for making her  and the line "heart full of equity, you're an asset" which is just stupid and then there's the beat which is so bare bones and lazy; This song is skin crawlingly repulsive which remarkably fits with the rest of that album I guarantee only the Biebe diehards remember he released this year.

Bad

17. 'Say So" by Doja Cat

So honestly I think this song is pretty unimpressive, a washed out disco beat that makes Doja Cat sound harsher than she needs to be when she is rapping. It's not a good song and the Nicki Minaj remix only makes it worse in that Nicki does nothing to add to the song with her verse and her verse is just completely tacked on. NEXT!

16. "Sunday Best" by Surfaces

The production is clunky and the lyrics are so cliched. The vocal delivery is obnoxious. Enough said.


15. "Stuck With You" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber.

Charity songs are fine and if it achieves its intended purpose to raise money for charity than great but it doesn't excuse the cheap production that makes Ariana sound absolutely terrible, she is not good over a trap beat but she really would be the only reach to listen to this song especially when Bieber sounds checked out or bored or possibly both.

14. "Death Bed" by Powfu feat. Beabadoobee

Time hasn't been kind this song, a few weeks ago I would have put this in the meh tier but I just can't handle Beabadoobee's crooning behind Powfu's rap...there's no real melody to this so more often than not. BLEURGH.

Meh

13. "Roses" by Saint JHN

I just don't care for this song at all. It has no impact on me whatsoever. It's just another remixed electronic song. 

12. "The Scotts" by The Scotts (Travis Scott/Kid Cudi)

Oh Travis Scott made "Highest in the Room" again for 2020 except he brought Kid Cudi along for the ride. Would be nice if they could have put some effort in that might make me CARE.


Decent

11. "Rockstar" by DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch

This song is only barely just decent, it's pretty much just DaBaby and Roddy Ricch flexing but really it's probably one of the better hip hop tracks on the chart this week.

10. "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat

This is tolerable even if Doja Cat sounds like she is trying to pull her best Nicki Minaj impersonation. It's fine enough and I wouldn't change the radio station if it came on however I wouldn't seek it out otherwise.

9. "Pump It Up" by Endor

It's a nice hype song but doesn't lyrically expand much beyond "Don't you know, pump it up, you got to pump it up". Again not one I'll seek out but wouldn't be annoyed if it was on the radio.

8. "Supalonely" by BENEE and Gus Dapperton

I don't know how I feel about this song, I get the appeal given the times we are in right now and maybe that's why I feel like it's just decent rather than purely meh. "Glitter" is better than this though.


Good

7. "You Should be Sad" by Halsey

This isn't Halsey at her best on Manic ("3am" is by far the best song on that album) but if we're going to get close to country on the ARIA chart (because we can't get "Does to Me" by Luke Combs feat. Eric Church to chart) then I will take this...We're not done with Halsey though...

6. "Be Kind" by Marshmello and Halsey

So before this song was released I was filled with dread upon learning that Marshmello and Halsey had been working together on a song, Both have consistently made my year end worst lists however much to my surprise "Be Kind" is a pretty good pop song, yes there's some production issues but this is probably the best work Marshmello has done behind the desk in awhile and the writing is fine enough.

5. "Savage"  by Megan Thee Stallion

There is a part of me that feels like this song is the light weight version of a song that Janelle Monae could make awesome but this is still good, Megan Thee Stallion just oozes charisma and personality all over one of the better songs on that EP of hers and Beyonce just kills it on the remix, she makes it a completely different song and schooled everyone on how to make remixes GOOD.


Excellent

4. "Don't Start Now" by Dua Lipa

So word of warning, there are two Dua Lipa songs in the excellent category, "Future Nostalgia" is one of the best pop albums of 2020 and while "Don't Start Now" is still great, it's kind of worn on me a little especially as "Physical" slays but hey as a kiss off to an ex, this is fantastic.

3. "Break My Heart" by Dua Lipa.

Like I said when you have a killer song like "Physical", that song can overshadow everything Dua releases after it but "Break My Heart" is a really great song that interpolates "Need You Tonight" by INXS (the interpolation isn't hard to miss tbh) where Dua Lipa is musing about this guy she's fallen for but realizes that he may well only just break her heart.

2. "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd.

Everyone and their mothers collectively love this song, this is The Weeknd doing pop at his best. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?

1. "Adore You" by Harry Styles

It was close for number one and for the longest time, "Blinding Lights" was going to take the top spot but in the end I just couldn't deny this well executed love song that sees Harry Styles vocal delivery remind me markedly of Crowded House's "World Where You Live" (a song I love) and that chorus just sticks in your head. "Walk through fire for you. Just let me adore you, it's the only thing I'll ever do"...


Total

So we have 3 awful songs, 4 bad songs, 2 meh songs, 4 decent songs, 3 good songs and four excellent songs giving us a total of 47/100 making this a "Ehhh, Needs to improve big time"


Thursday 21 May 2020

2000 Sound: 21st May. Oops, Britney's debuted at number two

So let's get stuck straight in as  we've got a busy week here, starting with the top ten where Destiny's Child remains at number one for another week with "Say My Name" but unlike last week, it's now got a challenger because right behind it is Britney Spears with her lead single "Oops!...I Did It Again" at number two and this song is a challenger for number one with those sales!.

What's not a challenger is "Never Be the Same Again" by Mel C and Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes which got pushed back to number three, its starting to slip on sales although radio still loves this song to pieces, I get the feeling this might become a staple.long term.

"Adelante" by Sash! remains steady at number four which is not what can be said "Poison" by Bardot which slipped two places to number five or for "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYNC which dropped one place to number 7

Toni Braxton's "He Wasn't Man Enough" rebounded this week up three places to number seven somehow. Not really sure I like the song but okay....


Naughty by Nature remain steady at number eight with "Holiday", they seem to be vacationing at that spot lately.

Into the top ten for the fiirst time is Pink with "There You Go" jumping two places to number nine while finally "Don't Give Up" by Chicane feat. Bryan Adams plummets four places to number ten.

Gains

The gains this week are all over the shop with the biggest being Westlife's "Flying Without Wings" which got a ten spot boost up to 31. 

Shaft's "Mambo Italiano" rose six places to 24 this wee as it continues it's rise. 

Losers

The biggest loser this week without question is Pearl James "Nothing As It Seems' which plummeted from number 7 to 29 this week! That's on trend with a number of top ten debuts lately.

Also falling hard was "Pray" by Tina Cousins which slipped from 32 to 46 this week...Ouch.

Hanson's "If Only" plunged nine to 44 while "Caught out There" by Kelis hit the skids down six to 39. and the underwhelming "Two in a Million" by S Cluh 7 drops from 25 to 32 (maybe after telling people you are a party band, not the best idea to drop a sappy ballad as your next single0.

New Entries

It's a fairly busy week for new entries and it wasn't just Britney Spears at number two with "Oops!...I Did It Again". Bon Jovi are back with "It's My Life" at number 12 (this song is potentially going to be huge on radio)

Christine Anu's cover of Zoe's 1990 hit "Sunshine on a Rainy" hits the chart at number 43.

Then we have a cluster of new entries starred by American country superstar Faith Hill's new song "Breathe" in at number 48 (a song that looks like being massive in the US), there's another UK boyband on the chart this time called Point Break and their tough sounding new single "Stand Tough" (Catchy chorus but my god those verses are kind of...yikes) at number 49 and finally electronic act Moloko hit the chart with "The Time is now at number 50. 






Wednesday 20 May 2020

Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 1974

I have always wanted to cover a year from the seventies in terms of a top ten list, part of this is this curiosity I have surrounding the music if the seventies which saw the first half of the decade hold onto soul, jazz and funk before the latter half of the decade slowly transitioned into the disco explosion along with the first seeds of new wave music being planted but regardless of how the decade was, I am going to look at a specific year, that year being 1974 mostly because there are songs from the year that I genuinely love and I want to talk about.

1974 was year where the Australian music scene was on the verge of change after concerns were raised that Australian artists were struggling on the charts in face of competition from overseas acts which meant by 1973, the proportion of Australian acts hitting the singles chart was at an all time low, the music of the year tended toward funk, soul, pop, country and a small amount of rock hitting the chart.

However, if you dig a bit deeper than you’ll know that many music critics consider 1974 to be a bad year for popular music pretty much because the big names had disappeared with Elvis Presley quiet, The Beatles having broken up in 1970 with only Ringo Starr really an active presence on the charts that year (he won’t be making this list) and ABBA had only begun their overwhelming period of success however unlike ABBA, many acts who saw success in 1974 would not repeat their success in later years so yeah, I am not going to say the critics are wrong because I really did have trouble put this list together because avoiding the bad cliched song writing that felt out of step with the time even allowing for it being the 70s, the schmaltzy cloying garbage that was only slowly going away or the feeling that the song was just pure novelty junk was difficult however I did manage to find ten songs that showed genuine quality or like I said previously I genuinely love.

Let’s go over the rules before we start though: in order to make this list, the songs had to make the Kent Music Report year end list for 1974, also if they made the year end chart for 1973 but are  higher on the 1974 year end list than they are also eligible so now we’ve got that straight, let’s go…

May as well start off with the biggest hit song of the year, it’s one of several glam rock songs to make this list and honestly in a stronger year I am not sure that this would have made it but given we are dealing with 1974…

10. “My Coo Ca Choo” by Alvin Stardust
Yeah, we’re starting the list with the biggest song of the year having spent seven weeks at number one on the Australian singles chart and honestly while I do like it, in a stronger year, it would have likely missed the list altogether but given the common theme to this list is songs that step outside the mold for 1974, “My Coo Ca Choo” does a lot right, I love that its this catchy with that guitar and Pete Shelley aka ‘Alvin Stardust’ really is kind of pushing an Elvis Presley impression in the vocals made all the more blatant by the haircut.
“My Coo Ca Choo” is a throwback in many ways and I get why the song was so ridiculously huge here. Alvin Stardust would go on to have further success in the UK in 1974 with “Jealous Mind” going number one. Glad I could give this song a little recognition even if as I said I am not really a massive fan of it
This is one of those songs I like but don’t love and in a better year, it probably wouldn’t make the list however the artist behind this song was the best-selling performer in the USA in 1974 and with songs like this one, it’s not hard to understand why.

9. ‘Annie’s Song” by John Denver.
This folk-rock, country song is one of those songs that nobody should be surprised made my year end best list, it’s just a heartfelt sweet song that was written in a ski lift by Denver during a trip by Denver and his wife to Aspen in Colorado in 1973, Denver was inspired to write the song after physical exhilaration of skiing a tough ski run and immersing himself in the colours and sounds around him that day.
For a song that was written in ten and a half minutes, you can barely tell because its just vivid and Denver is singing from a place of sincerity, you can absolutely tell he was in love at the time and that guitar is just gorgeous, it doesn’t get the praise that a song like “Country Roads (Take Me Home)” gets.
Sadly, Denver would die in a light plane crash in California in 1997 but yeah there’s a reason AllMusic labelled Denver as “one of the most beloved entertainers of his era” because of songs like “Annie’s Song”. Terrific song.

Sticking with country, lets go to a mostly ignored Glen Campbell gem…

8. “Bonaparte’s Retreat” by Glen Campbell.
If there’s a song in Glenn Campbell’s discography that doesn’t quite get the attention that a song like “Rhinestone Cowboy” (would be a hit a year later) however the song itself was originally just a melody that purely existed as various fiddle tunes dating back as far as the 1800s however it would be an American country artist Pee Wee King who would record a modified version of the song in 1950 adding in lyrics with the title being a reference to Napoleon Bonaparte’s retreat from Russia that ultimately ended in disaster in 1812.
Anyway enough about the history of the song which is interesting and onto the song itself and I think the reason why this works so well for me is Glenn Campbell’s vocal delivery as he sings the story of meeting and falling in love with this girl telling her of her many charms and then kissing her while “Napoleon’s Bonaparte” played in the background which I admit is probably why the song could be viewed as kind of bad but honestly I find it to be weirdly endearing.
Glenn Campbell would go onto much greater success in the 70s with his biggest hit coming in 1975 with “Rhinestone Cowboy” and is considered a legend in the American country scene.

So in 1974, Australian music was doing it tough on the charts, oh sure there were plenty doing well on the charts with Stevie Wright, Olivia Newton-John and Grahame Bond were among the Aussie artists to reach the top but the concern about the state of Australian music was so high that ABC and Ian ‘Molly’ Meldrum would create Countdown and give Australian bands like this one a platform to promote songs like this…

7. “Slipstream” by Sherbet
1974 saw Sherbert led by Daryl Braithwaite emerge onto the Australian scene and they would end up having a presence on the year end charts with their biggest being “Silvery Moon” which was a top 5 hit while “Slipstream” would also end up hitting the top five and is the better of the two songs even thought I nearly overlooked this song until I heard it on the radio and realized how much I actually do like it.
I love how the song sounds so different to anything else that was on the chart at the time and Darryl Braithwaite is really providing and adding to the energy of the song with its build into the verse before dropping dramatically for the bridge with that build into the chorus being great.
“Slipstream” is about losing your way, finding some room and getting back onto the path and finding your way again, the kind of sentiment perfect for not just back in 1974 but now given how things are right now.
Sherbet would go on to experience further success in the years that followed with “Howzat” being huge in 1976 and becoming an Australian music staple.

So there’s one artist who will be appearing twice on this list and because I want to talk more about this artist later on the list I am going to endeavour to keep this short but if you are looking for who might have inspired Joan Jett and others than look no further…

6. “48 Crash” by Suzi Quatro
In order to talk about the influence of female rockers many trace back to Joan Jett but I think most forget that Suzi Quatro was creating waves in the rock scene in the 1970s and doing it brilliantly, I don’t quite love “48 Crash” as much as a Suzi Quatro song later on the list but “48 Crash” still does a LOT right, I love the guitars and the build into the song and holy hell, is Suzi selling the song convincingly, she throws herself into the song hard and the guitars sound absolutely phenomenal that it actually makes me nostalgic for guitar led pop-rock from women on the charts again.
The song was allegedly created through a challenge where the song writers were asked to write a song about absolutely anything hence a challenge to write a song about the economic crash of the United States in 1848…
Yeah…a bit like if Avril Lavigne was asked to write a song about the 1987 Wall Street crash. It’s still a great song regardless mostly due to the shredding guitars and Suzi’s vocals.
More about Suzi Quatro later this list.
Again, this is a song I like but don’t love but it would wrong of me not to acknowledge that this song is ridiculously iconic and by now you should all know what it is, hey Evie, LET YOUR HAIR HANG DOWN!.

5. “Evie” by Stevie Wright
By 1973, Stevie Wright’s former band The Easybeats had gone their separate ways and it left former frontman Stevie Wright doing it tough and suffering from a drug addiction so given Wright was an absolutely brilliant performer, master songwriters George Vanda and Harry Young decided to see what they could come up with, in the end three part song “Evie” and Wright’s album “Hard Road” was as result of the hard work put in by Wright, Vanda and Young. “Evie would be released in April 1974
The song “Evie” though is a masterpiece, a rocking three part song that gave Wright the ability to exert his charisma and personality and show off the brilliant craft and song writing of Vanda and Young. The parts to the song comprised the raucous part 1 where Wright is urging Evie to let her hair hang down and Wright is just full of swagger while the second part sees Wright hit more of an emotional note as he and Evie are finally together and Wright acknowledges he would struggle without her and finally the tragic third part which is a strangely disco esque rock song that sees Wright deal with Evie’s death during childbirth, it’s a total emotional rollercoaster of a song.
There is a reason this song was considered the first eleven minute song to hit the top of the Australian charts at the top and is considered an Australian classic to this day!
Let’s stay with rock but go to the United Kingdom home to a certain British glam rock act that would have an impact on the charts in 1974 with this…

4. “The Ballroom Blitz” by The Sweet
This should hold no surprises for anyone that this song is on this list especially as this song has this incredible catchiness to it that makes it a lot of fun to jump around or even just groove too with its sharp guitars and drums and be one of the many hit songs that songwriter Mike Chapman would either write or co-write, in the case of “The Ballroom Blitz”, he co-wrote it with fellow songwriter and record producer Nicky Chinn.
The song was inspired by an incident at the Grand Hall in the Scottish town of Kilmarnock where they were driven off stage by people throwing things at the band which of course sparked the lyrics in the chorus. I just love the drums that do not let up and the guitars and even though it took a while to convince me, what tips this song over the edge into being great is that bridge into the hook…that over the top ridiculous hook with the vocals that never get annoying but bring the song out of its shell after the delivery of the verse allowing for that chorus to really explode.
In a sea of schmaltz and novelty that was 1974, this was all levels of wonderful, The Sweet saw both “Peppermint Twist” and “Teenage Rampage” also hit the Australian year end list and in 1975 top the year end chart with “Fox on the Run” which would wind up their biggest hit but I think I’ll always prefer the slightly ridiculous and over the top nature of “The Ballroom Blitz”

By now, you’ve probably noticed that a certain Swedish group who first made their appearance on the charts in 1974 with a song widely considered a classic has been absent from this list so far…well it’s not like I disagree here…

3. “Waterloo” by ABBA
In a decade where songs that won the Eurovision Song Contest would still be a huge on the charts even though it would take another nine years before the contest would be televised into Australia on relatively new station at the time, SBS. Swedish band ABBA comprising of Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn and Anni-Frid headed to the 1974 contest hosted by the English town of Brighton with what was soon to be a massive global smash hit in the making, “Waterloo” was originally under the title of ‘Honey Pie” and features rock and jazz elements with production and recording style influenced by Phil Spector’s “Wall of Sound”;
“Waterloo” is about a woman who surrenders to a gentleman giving him promises that she’ll love him forever and much like other songs on this list, it strayed away from what might have been seen as conventional on the charts and even for Eurovision with eye catching costumes and even dance moves, ABBA even sung the song in English rather than in their native Swedish (in those days, singers sung in their native tongue) at the contest right up to 1973)
“Waterloo” is one of the most perfect pop songs that would come out of the 70s and at a time when pop music needed to rid itself of the schmaltzy hold it was in, this could not have come at a better time. ABBA would go on to have six number one hits in Australia and have a lot of success around the world while that year’s Eurovision Song Contest would also see Australia’s own Olivia Newton John compete for the United Kingdom with “Long Live Love” (a rather cheesy ballad) reaching a peak of 11 on the weekly charts and hitting 87 on the year end chart but in ABBA’s “Waterloo”, we got a pop classic that I love right to this day

What do the movie Wizard of Oz and Elton have in common? Well Dorothy and co followed it only to find what they already had while Elton sings about wanting a simpler life and hence in 1974, we got…
2. “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” by Elton John
It’s taken me awhile to truly like Elton John’s music, I think I let many of the stories around Elton’s behaviour cloud my view of his music which I admit was wrong and so one Saturday afternoon during a 2015 summer I sat down and spent some time listening to Elton’s music casting aside some of the personal biases I had and “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” was one of the Elton John songs that I fell in love with and it’s themes were something that got me immediately.
The song follows the same theme as the film The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy and her friends (a collection of misfits) are told to follow yellow brick road that led to Emerald City in the land of Oz in to find the all-knowing Wizard  and get the answers they seek before realizing they already had what they were needing and wanting in the first place..
The same idea is true in John’s song “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” where he realizes he is deeply unhappy living what he originally thought was living a good life after coming to the realization that he was being treated like crap by his rich lover, this makes him yearn in the lyrics for a time when life was simpler a yearning that is so god damn true today (honestly there are days where I wonder if being so damn connected to everything and everyone is actually worth it).
Elton John continued his success through the rest of the 70s into the 80s and he even scored a couple of hits in the 90s but there’s a reason that many critics consider this song to be one of Elton’s best in his discography…check it out.

Now before we get to number one, how about a couple of honourable mentions?
-          “Farewell Aunty Jack” by Grahame Bond (Ahh yes, the song from an ABC TV show called Aunty Jack”, this song was the second biggest Australian song of the year and you know what? I find this oddly appealing and charming, if I didn’t, I am pretty sure Aunty Jack would rip my bloody arms off!)

-          “Sorrow” by David Bowie (I can imagine the rage that this song didn’t make the list proper however while I respect Bowie and his impact on the music scene in the 70s and 80s in particular, I just have struggled to like much of his music but “Sorrow” is still a good song)

-          “You Won’t Find Another Fool Like Me” by The New Seekers (Okay, this might well be the only relatively schmaltzy song to make the list. The harmonies and catchy hook do things for me)

-          “The Joker” by Steve Miller Band (I’ve never really cared for this song, but I can appreciate it’s not a bad song)

-          - “Hooked on A Feeling” by Blue Swede (Consider this my number eleven, this was the last song I cut before I started making this list. I like this more than Boston’s version a couple of years later, always found that version a bit awful on the production side of things)


Now we come to the number one spot. Remember what I said about there being more Suzi Quatro on this list, well we have reached that point and to nobody’s surprise…

1.       “Devil Gate Drive” by Suzi Quatro
Another hit composed by the duo of Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapmann and it would end up giving American rocker Suzi Quatro a number hit in Australia in 1974, the song was originally a B-side for Quatro’s minor hit “Can the Can”.
Unlike,, a lot of modern songs or even other songs of the time in 1974 where the artists sound like nobody is having any fun, Quatro sounds like she is having an absolute ball singing about this fictional place called ‘Devil Gate Drive’ where teenagers go to have fun when their parents say they are not allowed to go out and yeah, the song makes me wish I was fifteen or sixteen and sneaking out to go to this magical place called “Devil Gate Drive”
Add the guitars, the backing vocals which add another layer of catchiness to the hook and you have a song that is just drenched with appeal. I consider Quatro be the one who started the women in rock scene and with songs like “Devil Gate Drive” and “48 Crash”, thank goodness she did.
“Devil Gate Drive” by Suzi Quatro is the number one best hit song of 1974.

Monday 18 May 2020

ARIA Top Ten Singles/ Chart Review: 18th May. Ariana and Justin Stuck With Number 3 | Announcement at end.

So this week is busy and there's a looming threat to our number one that we need to discuss so let's get right to our top ten where "Roses" by Saint JHN maintains it's hold on number one for a sixth, it still has decent sales and solid streaming even if it has somewhat lost it's hold on streaming which makes it's position at the top a little less comfortable than what it should be.

That threat doesn't come from "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd which remains at number two, those sales aren't going to keep up forever to support the diminishing streaming so really it will be a surprise to see this song return to number one.

We have a new entry at number three and it's not a surprise either with "Stuck With U" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber being the highest debut of the week (not the worst of the debuts which is saying something), it really wasn't a shot at number one because while it had sales for the majority of the week, streaming let it down big time, it's not close to "Roses" or the current streaming leader.

Which brings us to "Rockstar" by DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch which, on the back of taking the streaming lead, went up five places to number four, the only thing from propelling it to number one is weaker sales but if it gets sales on board...watch this song hit number one.

Not the case for 'Say So' by Doja Cat which remained at number five, I honestly don't see this song getting much higher now with sales slipping and streaming only just hanging on and the same could be said for 'Toosie Slide" by Drake which fell three to number six, it's never had sales and streaming is starting to bleed so this could be gone sooner rather than later.

"Savage" by Megan Thee Stallion slipped three places to seven after the hype of the Beyonce remix faded away. Sales are still okay and while streaming could be better, it's a bit of a wait and see with this one.

"Death Bed" by Powfu feat. Beabadoobee fell two places to number eight as sales finally dropped off. Streaming is bleeding at a much slower rate but I expect stiffer competition will see this song gone from the top ten soon. 

'"Supalonely" by BENEE feat Gus Dapperton rebounded back into the top ten at number nine mostly because of sales and streaming not letting this one go just yet...sigh.

Finally Dua Lipa's 'Don't Start Now" fell two places to number ten as it's on it way out naturally.

Gains

Not much in the way of massive gains this week. "ILY" by Surf Mesa and Emilee continues its bemusing popularity up from 32 to 25 this week. I already mentioned "Rockstar" by DaBaby and Roddy Ricch going up to number 4. 

Losers

A little sad to see the biggest loser this week was "Righteous" by Juice WRLD which dropped eleven places to 30 this week. The song is good, would have been nice to see it stick around a bit longer even if it's definitely a hard song to listen to. 

"The Scotts" by The Scotts fell out of the top ten down five places to number 12 while "City of Angels" by 24kGolden also fell hard down six places to 50.

Drop Outs

Not all that said about the drop outs here with "Never seen the Rain" by Tones and I the only one I am slightly disappointed to see gone but it had at good run on the charts. 

The others gone are "Scko Mode" by Travis Scott and Drake, "Highest in the Room" by Travis Scott, "Gozilla" by Eminem feat. Juice WRLD  and "Maniac" by Conan Gray.

New Entries

So I've already talked about "Stuck with U" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber debuting at number 3 but there were four other debuts this week and frankly not many of them are good.

At number 14 this week is the return of the Souncloud Waifu otherwise known as 6ix9ine with "Gooba, this is going to be a contender for worst hit song of the year, once you get beyond the stupid shouting that just reminds you he is a talentless hack, there's not much to this song at all.

OneFour team up with A$AP Ferg for "Say It Again" which enters at 34 while the absolutely awful "After Party" by Don Toliver is in at 46.

Finally the best of the new entries is in at 49 courtesy of Topic who has teamed up with A7S for "Breaking Me". I really kind of like this, it's a hit in parts of Europe so I am glad to see it finally hit the Australian charts.

Next week is likely going to see Katy Perry show up along with maybe Kygo's collab with OneRepublic and possibly Delta Goodrem. The race for number one might be starting to heat up so we'll have to see when the chart updates on Saturday at 5pm/

***ANNOUNCEMENT***

It's time go back to the decade of economic trouble, the arrival of Countdown and ABBA, yes, folks, we're stepping back to the 1970s or more precisely the year 1974 for the top ten best hit songs of that year, it's a year deemed notorious by many critics for being a bad year for popular music so did I manage to cobble a top ten together? Find out next Wednesday.

The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 1974 debuts on this blog at 4pm on Wednesday 20th May.