So this week was surprising more so for what of the new songs hit the chart including one song I absolutely did not expect but before we get to the new entries, let's look at the top ten where we have a new number one and it's not the song I expected because unfortunately "Body" by Russ Millions and Tion Wayne rode streaming to number one. Streaming is all it's got because it's not a player on digital sales right now however streaming is going to probably mean this has got a few weeks at number one in it. Lovely.
It leaped past "Kiss Me More" by Doja Cat feat. SZA which was all set to take the number one spot until it got overtaken on streaming and while it's got some sales, it's stuck at number two for the time being.
All of this pushed last week's number one "Without You" by The Kid Laroi and the remix feat. Miley Cyrus (which ARIA somehow decided to credit this week which would likely piss stans off if they'd noticed) down to number three as it wasn't a strong number one anyway and got to number on inflated numbers from the remix release.
Rebounding one spot is "Heat Waves" by Glass Animals to number four but this song is starting to fade away gradually however it did enough to move past "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" by Lil Nas X which stumbled back to number five as streaming slowed down granted it could get a boost with the new single "Sun Goes Down" coming next week,
"Peaches" by Justin Bieber feat. Daniel Caesar and Giveon slipped one place to number seven mostly because it hasn't got the same steam on streaming and sales dipped. The same could be said for "Save Your Tears" by The Weeknd down one to number eight as streaming wavers.
Riding on the back of renewed streaming and the meme of DaBaby and the favourite for the Billboard Hot 100 number one next week, "Levitating" by Dua Lipa feat. DaBaby returned to the top ten up two places to number nine...this song has had a very weird run.
Finally also returning to the top ten is "The Business" by Tiesto up two spots to number ten and I'd argue that's more because streaming remembered this song. Thing is it's not really a net gain for the top ten that this song is back but anyway...
Gains
"Bed" by Joel Corry, Raye and David Guetta jumped four places to 23 but that was really about it as gains were pretty slow. across the board this week.
Losers
We're also slim on the major losers front this week, there were six place losses for "Anyone" by Justin Bieber to 42 and "Calling My Phone" by Lil Tjay and 6lack to 32.but other than that it's a bit of a slower week on that front.
Drop Outs
Three hits last year dropped out those being "Holy" by Justin Bieber feat. Chance the Rapper, "WAP" by Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion and "Lemonade" by Internet Money and Gunna feat Don Toliver and NAV
The only other drop out was "Mr Brightside" by The Killers.
New Entries
So four new entries this week, beginning with...
44. "Higher Power" by Coldplay
When I saw that this charted in the top 50 this week, I was shocked, nothing from "Everyday Life" charted so why would I expect this to chart? Well as it turns out, Coldplay have spent a lot of time listening to a playlist that includes "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd and "Let's Love" by David Guetta and Sia but lacks the anthemic swell that is so desperately needed for a song about somebody having a higher power or the tightness that makes "Blinding Lights" work, it's not bad per se but it's not really something I'd go back too all that often.
31. "Miss the Rage" by Trippie Redd feat. Playboi Carti
I should have expected this one to show up however and I wish it hadn't because the song is garbage, Trippie Redd's first verse is all video game references before in the second verse, Carti brags he is going to drug this girl/"hoe" and then have sex with her before the end of the weekend before the usual bragging about their typical wealth, cars and this girl pleasuring Carti, the "She got me drippin'" is just ewww.
Then there's the awful production, this song sounds like it was lazily recorded and released without any proper mixing done whatsoever because it sounds terrible with that squealing annoyance under a trap beat and game sound effects louder than both Trippie and Playboi Carti so yeah...AVOID THIS SHIT.
25. "All I Know So Far" by Pink.
So it's not surprising we've got a new song from Pink following the surprise success of "Cover Me in Sunshine" with her daughter and here, this is the title track for her documentary and designed to be an empowerment song to her daughter which hotyeah you can definitely tell but in terms of songs in the cannon of empowerment songs, it's fine, it's a bit of a "Fuck the haters, they can do what they want to you but you be you" sort of song, it's basically Pink putting all the lessons she's learnt in life into a song for her daughter and sound wise, it's edging closer to the pop/rock sound Pink is awesome at so yeah while I'm not hugely keen on the fact it's an empowerment song, I get what it's trying to do.
20. "Interlude" by J Cole
Oh boy, I'll say this...I find J Cole to be incredibly over rated and found "Middle Child" to be the sort of intensely annoying track that was basically Cole blowing hot air about being at the top of his game. Here though, well it's really just an extended verse from J Cole as he raps about gun violence in southern US, his come up as a successful rapper and how the music industry manipulates the charts etc. It's kind of what I've come to expect from J Cole really but ehh, again I don't think I will be returning to it.
So that was our week...the worst fell out easily with "Miss the Rage" by Trippie Redd and Playboi Carti nabbing that but I'm giving best of the week to "All I Know So Far" by Pink, I'm only lukewarm on the song at best but on a week like it...it gets it. Next week: Olivia Rodrigo, Tones and I and others likely hit the chart but we'll see when the chart updates on Friday at 5pm.