New Music Friday Review: 2nd April. We Never Have Sex in Limbo on April Nights Anymore

 "We Never Have Sex Anymore" by The Offspring

So this is the second single from the band's upcoming tenth studio album "Let the Bad Times Roll" and I have to be honest here, I don't know if this song was intended to be funny or what the purpose of writing it was, it's this jaunty song with horns and all where Dexter complains that he and his partner never have sex anymore or has he describes it a "roll around on the floor" and then "If you won’t violate me, well will you just at least aggravate me?"...the song is The Offspring trying to be funny with a song for old people trying stuff their soft marshmallows into the piggy banks and it just comes out sounding all sorts of wrong...I'll stick to "Why Don't You Get a Job" for Offspring brand comedy.

Rating: 3/10 

"Sip It" by Iggy Azalea feat. Tyga

So I don't think anyone other than Iggy Azalea's fanbase gives a shit when she releases new music however we got this nightmare that really only is memorable for two reasons, the first being the line in the chorus about sipping pussy like its Styrofoam (WHY would anyone sip pussy as though its a god damn Styrofoam?) and the second where Tyga announces he is going to cannonball into this girl's vagina so he either gets a run up or does very strange things to his penis... this song is just wretched in every conceivable way...avoid it.

Rating: 1/10

"Limbo" by Glades

So Aussie indie pop/rock act Glades is one of these pop/rock acts that I've been keeping an eye on, I'm not sure how close they are to a breakthrough on the ARIA charts but this song from the upcoming album called "Planetarium" is pretty damn good, for one thing is plays to the momentum two people know they want something more but just not sure how to move forward to that something more. I love how instrumentation plays to and reflects the uncertainty these two people are feeling. This is good...check this out!.

Rating: 7/10

"April Nights" by Shag Rock

Brisbane based indie surf rock act that I've only just found out about and yeah, this song isn't bad, if you like a band like Ocean Alley then this band's sound would be a nice fit, granted Shag Rock are a bit more colour in their surf rock sound with the guitars and drums. There's definitely a chill vibe I really like here. Check this out if you like chill rock music.

Rating: 7/10

Good 1992 Vibrations: 5th April. Why is it a Cold Day in Hell To Be With You?

 And just like that there's chaos on the chart this week including in the top ten, we got a new number one and a whole slew of new entries but let's begin with the new big story...the brand new number one..."Marvellous" by The 12th Man feat. MCG Hammer, thanks mainly to good sales that saw it push "Saltwater" back to number two as it couldn't go with "Marvellous" in the sales battle.

That puts "Dizzy" by Vic Reeves & The Wonderstuff, stuck at number three, in an awkward place, it's not got the sales to challenge the top two but its now got challengers for it's spot below it, same goes for U2's "One" glued to the number four spot for another week...which is good news...would like to see it move up though!

New in at number five is "High" by The Cure, I'll talk more about this song later but it's got here through strong sales...the question is if it will stick around in the top ten.

Rising four places to number six is "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited which has some pretty significant traction and could climb higher in the weeks ahead, it held off a second debut in the top ten this time from Def Leppard's new single called "Let's Get Rocked" which had good sales to debut so high.

All of this pushed "Tip of My Tongue" by Diesel down three places to number eight. It's likely made the year end list...kind of not surprised it's fallen back a little.

Also pushed back a bit is 'I Can't Dance" by Genesis which took a two place drop to number nine and it's going to come under threaten from one of the week's big gains because "Way Out West" by James Blundell and James Reyne has raced all the way from 28 into the top ten at number ten which is great because it's a good song.

Gains

So let's talk about what happened outside of the top ten here given one of the biggest gains of the week was the aforementioned "Way Out West" and really it was more good news because "Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers continues its rise up eight places to number 11, it's headed for the top ten while "Not a Day Goes by" Rick Price climbed nine places to 13 and "Come As You Are" by Nirvana climbed from 31 to 25.

Guns 'n' Roses epic "November Rain" rose eight places to 26 which again is really good because the song is AWESOME.

Unfortunately, "Stay" by Shakespears Sister jumped ten places to 20...I just don't see the appeal of this song at all...it only gets interesting in the second half of the song and by then I've tuned out and "Insanity" by Oceanic jumped into the top 40 climbing from 45 to 39.

Losses

So unfortunately, "It's Only Natural" by Crowded House collapsed down from 40 to 25 and is in danger of not making the year end list which to me is a disaster, it's a great song and deserves to be there.

Unsurprisingly "Colored Kisses" by Martika also took a hit down from 39 to 4t6 while "Dream Alone" by Killing Tme stumbled six places to 48 taking "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Jimmy Barnes with it down six to 49. 

Then there are the hits that are falling like "Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me" by George Michael and Elton John which skidded eight places to 35 while "Don't Talk Just Kiss" by Right Said Fred took a nine place plunge to 33,, in the case of the latter...good.

"Finally" by CeCe Peniston plunged nine places to 29 because its running out of steam while the same could be said of "Foreplay (EP)" by Candy Harlots as it sputter down eight to 34. 

Prince and the New Power Generation suffered a five place drop with "Diamonds & Pearls" down five to 28...again...not surprising given Prince lacks his usual spark and energy on this song.

Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" took an eleven place hit to 27, "The Globe" by Big Audio Dynamite II collapsed six places to 24 while "Lets Talk About Sex" by Salt 'n' Pepa slumped nine to 22 and "Justified & Ancient" by The KLF slid eight to 19

Former chart topper "Love You Right" by Euphoria was the big victim of all the hijinks in the top ten as it fell down ten to 16 while "Rocket Man (I Think it's Going to be a Long Long Time)" dropped six places to 14.

New Entries

Seven new entries this week...beginning with...

50. "Good Night Girl" by Wet Wet Wet

Okay, this is Wet Wet Wet's third single that was released two days before Christmas in 1991 from their fourth album and is only just now hitting the Australian singles chart (sometimes the fact they are so late in chart can make me worry about the quality of the song we're getting). Honestly? This is a pretty forgettable piano pop ballad with tasteful strings and backing vocals.

The lyrics play into this territory of this guy having a secret girlfriend who he promises her he won't tell anyone about his goodnight girl. It's not exactly anything offensive or anything but my god...it's pretty forgettable so yeah let's move on.

47. "It Ain't Heavy" by Melissa Etheridge

Oh let's wake up now with a little pop/rock from Melissa Etheridge...now believe it or not I kind of like her sound, "Bring Me Some Water" is a damn good song as is "Similar Features" so I had high hopes for this song coming from her album "Never Enough" and yeah this meets my expectations but doesn't blow me away...it's what you'd exactly expect from Melissa Etheridge...a guitar driven song where Melissa's vocals be the star of the show. 

The lyrics tell the story of a woman trying to find some peace and quiet in amongst the noise of the night in the middle of a busy city. Look, it's good and will scratch that itch for you but that's about it.

45. "Why" by Annie Lennox

So Annie Lennox is back as a solo artist with this song coming from her debut solo album "Diva" and holy shit...I don't have the words for this...the production on this song is GORGEOUS, for one thing it's enough for all the elements in the instrumentation to shine but also puts Annie Lennox's incredible vocals front and centre that give the song this stirring quality that just makes you pay attention to Annie and the lyrics which detail the moment Lennox dealing with the grief stage over the end of a relationship and is questioning why and how the relationship fell apart before the first seeds of accepting the end of the relationship come through...this is by far one of the best songs of 1992 so far. CHECK THIS OUT.

42. "Cold Day in Hell" by Gary Moore

Ahh so this is Gary Moore does the blues and look this is fairly catchy with spikes of guitar through out. I will say I like the placement of the backing vocals here and the song has a great energy about it. The guitar solo is also pretty solid as Moore is trying to warn his ex lover that they could go from being friends to enemies if the person doesn't be more careful and that there is no god damn way he'll go back to her regardless of what she tries to do. I don't mind this at all. Better than a LOT of songs I've heard so far in 1992. Check it out if you are curious.

32. "To Be With You" by Mr Big.

Oh dear god. We're really doing this? Really? A cornball song about a guy wanting this girl to be with him because this other guy is either immature or a jerk so this guy thinks he can slide right into this girl's life after the relationship with the other guy is over...I don't know...maybe she wants a break from men for a bit. The song isn't really all that offensive but it's aggressively corny and Mr Big have managed to make their first ARIA charting single sound like they are desperate and dateless.,pass.

7. "Let's Get Rocked" by Def Leppard.

Oh this is more like it and considerably more fun than the entry before it but what the hell is with the lead vocal production that is down lower than the instrumentation and the backing vocals in the mix. The rest of the song is fine, the chorus is catchy but having the lead vocals down almost so low you can barely make out what's being song feels like a mistake. A little disappointing because this could have been great.

5. "High" by The Cure"

Final new song of the week and we end it with an interesting lead single from The Cure. The song has this playful quality to it similar to the previous song I wrote about it except "High" finds an ability to be subtly playful in a different way and honestly it's a better written love song than a couple of the other new entries this week so yeah I like this a lot.

However best of the week is going to Annie Lennox for "Why" with honourable mention to "Cold Day in Hell" by Gary Moore.

"Goodnight Girl" by Wet Wet Wet nets dishonourable mention for being such an obviously wet song but worst of the week is going to the utterly corny and really useless "To Be With You" by Mr Big.

Comment: The pop music industry is not your child's defacto parent.

Controversy in popular music is nothing new, there's always a row over some new song or some meme, hell, even the introduction of rock 'n' roll back in the day was met with hand wringing and moral panic that "Satan" would devour the children and take them over to the dark side so take that same hand wringing and moral panic add in the introduction of technology and social media and bang...the issues around popular music and the consumption of popular music by children are a lot more magnified today than they were when TV was the place to see all the new music videos this much has been made clear over recent controversies around "WAP" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion and the video for "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" by Lil Nas X.

Now the thing I want to stress here is that pop music has mostly NEVER been written with the thought that a seven or eight year old might listen to the song, its aimed at those with the ability to buy said song or album that being old teenagers and adults. I'ts always been up to parents to be aware of and police (when I say 'police' I mean making sure they are comfortable with the child hearing the content of the song in question). what music their children are listening to.

Honestly, the Kidz Bop albums that are released every year are the perfect example of why popular music is not designed for children, most of the songs on those compilations are generally sanitised to the point that the song may as well not be on thing at all. 

However it seems in 2021, we have a generation of parents out there who require modern day pop acts to cater to their children by writing songs and creating videos appropriate for their eight year old child to listen to or watch and instead of actually being a parent, blame the artist for writing "inappropriate" songs for their children despite the fact that pop music in the main is adults writing and performing songs for an adult audience hence the stupid "What about the children?" question that pops up every single time a female artist wants to sing or rap proudly about their sexuality or an artist giving some imaginary figure that exists only in the brains of the religious a lap dance.

The "What about the children" question is one that I think is a lazy one...what answer do you want? Popular music and the broader entertainment industry is not responsible if you are offended that your child heard a word or saw something that you feel they shouldn't have while you were on social media posting selfies on Instagram or whinging about the US election on Twitter, Lil Nas X, Cardi B, Taylor Swift and the multitude of other artists in the music industry are not your child's defacto mummies and daddies, they should not have to be held to writing sanitised music that even they wouldn't be able to connect to as adults so that its clean enough for a child to listen to.

I guess the end point is that its time to quit blaming pop culture for lazy parenting..if your eight year old is running around the house singing "Wet ass pussy...make that pull out game weak"...that's not on Cardi B...that's on you as the child's parent for allowing your child to listen to "WAP" in the first place and not having appropriate controls and rules governing the use of whatever streaming platforms your child has access to. Get off Instagram, Facebook and Twitter and actually sit down with your children and see what they are listening to and be an active Mum or Dad not the lazy parents that seem to be around

ARIA Singles Chart Top Ten/Chart Review. 5th April. Beautiful Call Me By Your Name Mistakes by Montero

 A much more interesting week at hand here...thank goodness...there's a contest brewing for the top spot and we've got four new entries including one that is likely to make a play for the top spot in the very near future but lets start with with top ten and that top spot because "Heat Waves" by Glass Animals held on to the number one for a sixth week despite losing the streaming lead, it still has some decent sales but it is now vulnerable to challengers.

That challenger being "Peaches" by Justin Bieber feat Giveon and Daniel Caesar, it took the streaming lead this week and while its sales aren't as good as "Heat Waves", it is a major player for the number one spot going forward.

The same can't be said for "Without You" by The Kid Laroi as its streams are starting to bleed, it may soon only have its sales to prop it up.

The same could be said for "The Business" by Tiesto which regained ground up one place to number four thanks to a sales boost. This will get pushed back next week.

What is gaining and has momentum is "Astronaut in the Ocean" by Masked Wolf up two to number five, this song has streaming and again it may have it's run toward number one stalled out by what is likely to hit the top ten next week.

Down two to number six is "Drivers License" by Olivia Rodrigo, its fading in all categories which means that new single released yesterday was perfectly timed. 

Up one to number seven is "Cover Me in Sunshine" by Pink and Willow Sage Hart as it is still doing well on streaming and is an absolute digital sales goliath which is a good thing because I still really like this song.

Down two places to number eight is "Hold On" by Justin Bieber as the album bomb recedes and people focus on "Peaches".t

Hanging steady at number nine is "Goosebumps remix" by HVME and Travis Scott mostly thanks to some streaming...I'd rather this song be gone sooner rather than later

Making its much welcome return to the top ten is "Levitating" by Dua Lipa feat Dababy up one to number ten. mostly due to weaker songs below it. falling away.

Gains

So the Justin Bieber album bomb receded and a lot went up the 2 or 3 places however we did have some slightly bigger gains with "Love Songs Ain't for Us" by Amy Shark and Keith Urban climbed six places to 33...there's been a noticeable gain in traction for this song in the past week be curious to see if it sticks around...I'd be fine with that because I don't mind the song.

What I do mind is that "Bang!" by AJR also climbed six places to 37..this is showing signs of having some worrisome traction on streaming which is not good.

Also having traction on streaming helped "Friday" by Riton x Nightcrawlers (feat. Mufasa and Hyperman) leap five places to 13.

Re Entries

Just one return this week with "What You Know Bout Love" by Pop Smoke back at number 50.

Losses

All the big losers this week are mostly Justin Bieber songs that either returned or were album tracks that debuted so we'll go through these pretty quickly, "Unstable" feat. The Kid Laroi down nineteen to 41, "As I Am" feat. Khalid down 13 to 36, "Holy" feat Chance The Rapper down six to 27 and his solo single "Anyone" down six to 19.

However there's one worrying loss this week with "Leave the Door Open" by Silk Sonic down three to 17...I'm concerned about this one possibly not making the year end. It's a great song and should be the song dominating the pointy end of the ARIA singles chart right now.

Drop Outs

The expected Justin Bieber drop outs here with "2 Much", "Off My Face" and "Lonely" feat. Benny Blanco gone, it took with it "Afterglow" by Ed Sheeran, a song that did a lot better than expected given it was just loose throw away single that won't be on that next Ed Sheeran album.

The other more interesting drop out was "What's Next" by Drake...now, this would be of concern to Drake and his team ahead of the release of "Certified Lover Boy" (whenever that is) especially considering that previous Drake songs have stuck around a lot longer than "What's Next" or even "Wants & Needs" feat. Lil Baby.

New Entries

Four new entries this week with two of the four songs I have already written about in some form be it on New Music Friday Review so I am going to endeavour to keep those pretty brief so let's start with...

44. "What Other People Say" by Sam Fischer and Demi Lovato

So this song is one of the songs I have written about before so I'll keep this short by saying I have listened to the pretty good if a little long rnew Demi Lovato album and honestly I still do not like this song much at all, there's no real vocal chemistry and I find the sing songy nature of the verses kind of childish and bothersome. Next!

40. "Beautiful Mistakes" by Maroon 5 feat. Megan Thee Stallion 

This is a song I have already written about in some capacity but I will say that it really does feel like an Adam Levine solo song rather than a Maroon 5 song. It's fine for what it is and Megan is serviceable but even she sounds like she'd rather be doing other things that helping prop up a flailing band. This is pretty mediocre. Next!

34. "You All Over Me (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift feat. Maren Morris 

So the roll out continues for the re release of Taylor Swift's re recorded album "Fearless" next week with this song bringing on board pop country star Maren Morris. Now granted...Maren only serving backing vocals on the track does feel feel like a bit of a waste given Maren is a country star in the US in her own right and the production could have afforded to allow for more fiddle and pedal steel but this is still really damn good. I'm happy it's here even though I know it won't stick around. . 

16 "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" by Lil Nas X

This song is going to be top ten next week and likely number one soon after so my opinion on this song doesn't really matter much here either way. Firstly let's address the music video which sees Lil Nas X depict himself going to "hell" for being homosexual as per what Lil Nas X was told by people within the Christian faith would happen to all LGBTIQ people when they die, sliding down a stripper pole and giving "Satan" himself a lap dance...now this attracted a lot of angst and upset from right wing Christians who got their grandma butt sized knickers in granny knots or soiled them, this leads me to make two points

1. Christians wailed about children seeing the video and how its a terrible message to send to children. Here's the thing, Lil Nas X is not your children's father, he is doing his thing in making art that speaks not only to him but speaks to others who feel alienated by religion because of their sexuality. If you are letting your children watch or listen to content on the internet you don't want them hearing or watching then that is on you as a parent not Lil Nas X or any other artist in the music industry, it's not his job to write music appropriate for your ten year old sheltered brat. It's on you as a parent to control what your children watch on TV, on Youtube and the music they listen to...get off Twitter and spend some time with your children instead of expecting pop culture to baby sit, lazy parents!

2. Fairly telling that Christianity has been allowed to get away with telling people they are going to some imaginary firepit in the sky without repercussions because no sooner was a mirror held up to their behaviour, they screamed and carried on as you would expect from sheltered people who don't understand there are consequences for what you say and do.

Now that's all been said...how's the song? It's great. I love it. It's catchy and the instrumentation is just awesome with the guitars and even a bit of old Western vibe through it. Lyrically, Lil Nas X wants to get on a first name basis with his partner and quit the pretence and while it doesn't do much more than the sample that was released, its still a great song and if anyone deserves not to be a one hit wonder...it's Lil Nas X because my god, the charts need him.

As for best and worst, it was a 50/50 split, two good, two mediocre. "Montero (Call Me by Your Name)" is best of the week just ahead of "You All over Me (Taylor's Version)"

For worst, I'll give that to "What Other People Say" mainly because I feel like that song could have been so much better.

Next week...Olivia Rodrigo's new song, maybe some BTS...we'll have to see when the chart updates on Friday at 5pm AEST. 

So Fresh: Hits of Autumn 2021...Rated.

 So this is an idea that came to me while I was looking around a department store when I came across the latest Sony/Universal quarterly compilation "So Fresh"...now the "So Fresh" compilation records have been around in Australia since 2000 and takes a mix of current ARIA charting hits and songs that aren't on the ARIA singles chart yet (as you'll a little later on this compilation.

So let's get stuck into this beginning with...

1. "Drivers License" by Olivia Rodrigo

Well starting with this song makes an odd amount of sense, it's the biggest song of the year on this compilation so far. I still like this A LOT even if it's moment in time has faded quite a far bit since it was number one however the line "I still fucking love you, babe" is one hell of a memorable line and I love how the production interweaves the sounds of a car through the song. This song could be one to watch at the Grammys in the Pop Vocal category. 

Rating: 8/10

2. "Fly Away" by Tones and I

Tones and I will never top "Dance Monkey"...that song was a moment of lightning in a bottle that caught fire around the world however "Fly Alway" is still really good, she sounds less abrasive here than she does on "Dance Monkey". What I also like here is that the production allows Tones and I to sell the song with the chorus having an almost gospel element too it with the backing vocals and the handclaps, sure the breakdown is a little messy but hey, this works for me. 

Rating: 7/10

3. "Save Your Tears" by The Weeknd

I remember being disappointed that this song was the next single from "After Hours" instead of "Faith" or "Scared to Live" however "Save Your Tears" has grown on me a fair bit due to still having the swell to work as an 80s inspired song, its almost like The Weeknd understands how to make 80s pop jams at this point so yeah I'll take this.

Rating: 7.5/10

4. "Without You" by The Kid Laroi

Look in short, I know Juice WRLD was this kid's mentor but does The Kid Laroi have to rip off Juice WRLD's brand of emo rock/rap so god damn hard and merge with elements of Simple Plan's brand of simplifying complexity especially when it feels like he just sounds like he is whining right through the song. I'm honestly happy that this got blocked from number one because yeah...this is not good.

Rating: 3/10

5. "Your Love (9pm)" by ATB, Topic and A7S

I am going to keep this short because my thoughts haven't changed on this song, I still don't like it and every time I've heard it, it's always felt like the elements don't match together and the vocals feel buried in the mix so yeah...let's move on.

Rating: 4/10

6. "Good Days" by SZA

Oh thank god...we're coming up for air for a great SZA song, this song has only gotten better every damn time I have heard and the fact that it's not a major smash hit this year kind of pisses me off. The production is gorgeous and SZA sounds amazing, it's the sort of chill song I need of a night time to de stress and chill out. 

Rating: 9/10

7. "Prisoner" by Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa

Kind of want to say I think they've done Miley and Dua a bit of a disservice on the compilation because I don't remember Dua's verse getting buried in the mix on the version on "Plastic Hearts" but yeah this is still a good pop/rock song and it's a bit of fun.

Rating: 7/10

8. "Skin" by Sabrina Carpenter

Oh here we go...the song that was so obviously written and released in order to cash in on the success of "Drivers License" however unlike "Drivers License", Sabrina Carpenter's vocal delivery that ranges from Ariana Grande style cooing to somewhat mumbling that's got none of the punch of Olivia Rodrigo. Eww. Skip it.

Rating: 2/10

9. "Streets" by Doja Cat

I still somewhat like it but that beeping sound has soured me on the song a little and Doja's delivery on the second verse is still really harsh to my year especially on a song like this. Still decent but I wouldn't be surprised if it sours on me further.

Rating: 6/10

10. "Cover Me in Sunshine" by Pink and Willow Sage Hart

I don't care what anyone says, this song is so adorably innocent and sweet that I actually love it, it achieves it's designed purpose which is to bring a smile to my face and given that it's a top ten hit in Australia, it's doing the same for a lot of other people, it's a contender for my best hit songs list at the end of the year.

Rating: 9/10

11. "Arcade" by Duncan Laurence

So I will say it's been genuinely shocking a song that won the last held Eurovision Song Contest in 2019 is getting life in 2021 thanks of course to Tik Tok and yeah I actually like this a lot. The chorus has an anthemic swell and Duncan Laurence just nails the frustration that is being in love. Australia, let's make this a hit.

Rating: 8/10

12. "What Other People Say" by Demi Lovato and Sam Fischer.

This song just falls flat for me and I have no idea why...is it because it feels like another self empowerment anthem from Demi Lovato who has written and released a slew of this sort of songs? Possibly. Is it because it feels like it lacks the swell that it so desperately wants but can't achieve? Maybe. Also can't deny that Demi's vocals really do blow Sam out of the water and sounds like a song Pink would have likely rejected.

5/10

13. "Monster" by Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber

I've ignored that Shawn Mendes album that was released last year and I think this song might have been a good indication why. Shawn Mendes and Justin "I've no Charisma at all" Justin Bieber on the same song is just a disaster waiting to happen. Shawn would have been better off putting Camila Cabello on this track and for a song that's called "Monster" the song is weirdly plastic and sterile lacking any true atmosphere that might lend some darkness to the song.

Rating: 4/10

14. "Violent" by carolesdaughter

Annoying vocals, heavy use of percussion that ruins a rather pretty guitar loop. For a song called "Violent" it's pretty weak. Next.

Rating: 2/10

15. "Wellerman (Sea Shanty)/ 220 Kid x Billen Ted" by Nathan Evans, 220 Kid and Billen Ted

I am surprised this isn't absolutely huge in Australia as yet, it's doing well in Europe, it's number one on the official charts in the UK but it's not even remotely close to charting in Australia yet somehow which is weird given this EDM cover of a The Longest Johns sea shanty became huge on Tik Tok and while I like this cover, Nathan Evans does a great job here, I cannot go past The Longest Johns original. Props to this though...it's good.

Rating: 7/10

16. "All You Ever Wanted" by Rag 'n' Bone Man

So I'll keep this pretty short as I do want to talk about it in another blog entry that I am planning...this is one of the best songs of the year so far. It is a massive improvement on "Human"

Rating: 9/10

17. "Goodbye" by Imanbek and Goodboys

This song is a bit in one ear and out the other a bit like the Imanbek remix of 'Roses" with Saint Jhn that I just didn't care about at all. This just merely exists to me.

Rating: 5/10

18. "Looking for Me" by Paul Woolford, Diplo and Kareen Lomax

My opinion on this song hasn't changed since I first heard it. The vocals on the introduction are annoying as hell and unnecessary...well the vocals don't really do anything for me at all here. Pass.

Rating: 4/10

19. "Pressure" by Martin Garrix feat Tove Lo

Well, wow...this was a little disappointing. What the hell happened here? This song is the sort of bad I don't expect from an EDM producer like Martin Garrix. That atonal beat is just grating and it swamps Tove Lo's vocals to the point I cannot understand a word she is singing.

Rating: 3/10

20. "Dramatic" by Cat & Calmell

So this song from this Sydney based dance/electronic duo has been getting a lot of airplay on Triple J and I for one don't think it's a bad thing as I kind of like how the song feels like a throwback to the  that The Veronicas put out around 2009. I actually enjoyed this a lot. It's not bad, the production feels really cheeky and the girls play into that.

Rating: 7/10

New Music Friday Review. 26th: Dancing with All Your Exes and Godzilla in Flesh and Blood

"All Your Exes" by Julia Michaels

I feel like Julia Michaels may well be a one hit wonder in front of a microphone, she's really had nothing solo since "Issues"...yeah she had that insipid "If The World Was Ending" with JP Saxe last year but otherwise she's been releasing music without a lot of attention until this song and unfortunately Michaels is the worst part about this song because I really honest like the rock pop instrumental here but Michaels has none of the visceral power or edge in her vocal delivery to give the song the attitude it needs to really work, she sounds like she's singing in front of a completely different flatter instrumental so yeah points for the instrumental but that's about it.

Rating: 5/10

"Godzilla" by The Veronicas.

Well this is a bit more like it! The Veronicas find their way to a rock sound with a song that could easily belong on their debut album and unlike Julia Michaels, Jess and Lisa Origlasso sound fantastic on this song. Yeah, the lyrics are a bit benarle but this considerably better than anything The Veronicas have done in the recent past, I love how wild the guitars are, they remind me of Hole at times. This is pretty damn great...check it out!

Rating: 8/10

"Flesh and Blood" by Jimmy Barnes

Most Americans know him as the screaming cowboy in the sky in the video for Kirin J. Callinan's "Big Enough" alongside Alex Cameron and Molly Lewis but Jimmy has a new album coming in July of 2021 with this being the lead single from it and while it's not as good as the best songs from :"My Criminal Record" ("Shutting Down Our Town" is still a great song), I still like this a fair bit because for thing it plays toward heartland rock territory and Jimmy sounds good here...not bad at all...check it out if you are curious.

Rating: 7/10

"Dancing With The Devil" by Demi Lovato

So the one thing I've gotten lately from the recent and pretty unsuccessful stream of singles in recent months from her which according to her fans can be blamed on her label's poor promotion of her music (I pin some of it to the songs not being good) but anyway this new song is one that's from her new album being released tomorrow and it's not bad, it reminds me a bit of "Expectations" by Lauren Jauregui in terms of its production, its classy and yet still gives room to Demi's vocals. The lyrics hint at the hell and back Demi has gone through over the past couple of years so yeah I am definitely curious for the album. Nice job.

Rating: 7/10

Good 1992 Vibrations. 29th March: One Dream Alone in November Rain

This week is frenetic and probably one of the busiest weeks of the year so far, there's a tonne of new entries including one in the top ten and songs that are making some dramatic moves up the chart so lets begin as normal with the top ten where the number one didn't change...it's still "Saltwater" by Julian Lennon however it's coming under pressure from the massive sales of "Marvellous" by The 12th Man feat. MCG Hammer.which climbed eight places to number two this week mostly due to the Cricket World Cup generating an interest in cricket related content.

Vic Reeves & The Wonder Stuff also riding momentum up two places to number three, at the moment I am not sure if it's a player for number one but am happy to see it doing well, it's a good song.

Then we get to the new entry at number four from U2 called "One", we'll get to the song's quality a bit later but it got here thanks to strong sales and could very well climb higher in the weeks ahead but it was enough to push "Tip Of My Tongue" by Diesel down one spot to number five.

All this action above caused "Love You Right" by Euphoria down three spots to number six as I said last week, this looks to be leaving the top ten.

Stuck at number seven is "I Can't Dance" by Genesis, it's staying steady mostly due to it not closing the margin to the songs in front of it.

"Rocket Man (I think it's going to be a Long Long Time)" by Kate Bush collapsed down to number eight as sales suddenly fell apart.

The same can almost be said for "Remember the Time" by Michael Jackson which slid three places to number nine. 

Rising ten places to join the top ten is "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited at number number ten.

Gains

Red Hot Chili Peppers raced into the top ten this week jumping eight places to 19 with "Under The Bridge" while Rick Price snags biggest gainer of the week with "Not A Day Goes By" jumping from 41 to 23 and that was about it. 

Losers

So with eight new entries, a lot of songs took tumbles this week including some that were already on the way out like "Cream" by Prince and the New Power Generation which collapsed down from 31 to 50, "Do You Feel Like I Feel" by Belinda Carlisle slipped from 42 to 49 while "Black or White (The Clivilles & Cole (C&C) Remix)" dropped eight places to 48.

Unfortunately "O.P.P" by Naughty By Nature dropped nine places to 47 while "Peace" by Sabrina Johnston also slipped nine to 44 and Jimmy Barnes cover "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" plunged from 36 to 43.

In more bad news "Stars" by Simply Red got shot down from 29 to 37 while Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" slipped ten places to 33 and "Come As You Are" by Nirvana" plunged from 25 to 31. 

"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me" by George Michael and Elton John collapsed from 14 to 27 as it looks to be on its way out anyway while Clivilles and Cole's cover of "Ptide in the Name of Love" dropped nine places to 21 and CeCe Peniston's "Finally" got hit with a seven place drop to 20.

New Entries

There's EIGHT new entries this week but let's start with...

45. “Insanity" by Oceanic

So Oceanic a pop trio hailing from England released this song in 1991 and its only just now hitting the Australian singles chart, it peaked at number three in the UK. "Insanity" is this dance euro pop song that in all honestly doesn't do much for me and while lead singer Jorinde Williamas has plenty of energy, the instrumentation just doesn't match that energy.  I don't know, its not precisely bad but there are better Euro dance pop cuts out there and more than half the time I am skipping this so yeah...next.

42 “Dream Alone” by Killing Time

Killing Time are an Australian hard rock band with this EP hitting the ARIA singles chart this week so how are Dream Alone? I like the instrumentation with lot of guitars and drums but I suspect the guitars are turned up way too loud and almost smother the vocals to a degree almost to where they've put the vocals so low in the mix...granted it's not like the vocals are bringing any kind of intense hard rock energy to the song either so yeah...pass.

40. “Baby Love” by Dannii Minogue

So for this week's charting cover, we get Dannii Minogue covering a 1986 song from American singer Regina that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 at number ten so of course Dannii decided to bring this song to Australia and...you know what? The cover here might well be better than the original. The original tends to have the percussion overpowering the result of the instrumentation to a degree where as in the Dannii cover, the percussion is more tastefully done and supports Dannii's vocals so yeah I like this. Good job, Dannii!

39 “Coloured Kisses” by Martika

Oh boy, I remember the last time I covered a Martika song here...it didn't go well so I'm a little nervous as to what we have here...and really while the instrumentation is more restrained as Martika sings about her lovers kisses being coloured...which is a bit weird especially when a kiss is a kiss with no colour attached to them until Martika decided to attach colours to kisses over bright and slightly annoying pop production...the ridiculous lyrics make what is an otherwise bland song interesting...I guess...I wonder how Martika would describe puce kisses though...

34. “November Rain” by Guns ‘n’ Roses

Oh thank god...a song that doesn't blow ass and yeah...this song is unfettered AWESOME. It's an absolute rock epic with Axl Rose telling the story of love that isn't mutual or reciprocated with the basis of the song coming from a short story written by Del James and features two of the best guitar solos in rock music. Coming in at almost nine minutes, this song is a rock epic. I love this and hope its absolutely huge!

30. “Stay” by Shakespear Sister

Oh 1992, haven't we done enough of the bland shitty ballads already? "Stay" comes from former member of Bananarama Siobhan Fahey and American musician Marcella Detroit and my god the first half of this song is bland and really kind of boring with Detroit begging her partner not to leave him over this really bland piano with the song only getting interesting when Fahey enters the picture and the song kicks into a more rock type of structure but I really don't care much for this. NEXT! 

26. “Way Out West” by James Blundell and James Reyne

Second cover of the week with counry artist James Blundell and former Australian Crawl frontman James Reyne collaborating on this cover of a 1973 hit by The Dingoes and yeah this is a really good cover...the song tells the story of fly in fly out miners in rural Western Australia. Blundell and Reyne sound great together and tell the story of the song well and the instrumentation works well here with guitars having a more country twang to them...this is a really damn good cover. This needs to be a hit! Check this out!

4. “One” by U2

So here's the biggest new song of the week coming from one of the biggest bands in the world and honestly this is actually a song inspired by an inspired guitar riff from The Edge and the band on the verge of falling apart over tensions about the musical direction the band were taking in recording their upcoming album as "One" is an intensely bleak but hopeful song about sometimes the only way out of a situation is to get help from another person and also support each other through life, its a song that gets to you

So yeah it's a decent week overall but I'm giving best of the week to "November Rain" by Guns 'N' Roses and joint honourable mention to "Way Out West" by James Blundell and James Reyne and "One" by U2. Worst of the week goes to "Dream Alone" by Killing Time